June 15th, 2012: In charge of projector upkeep and operation. This theater is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The isles are extended gutters and the gutters are full of shit and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all the terrible writing and plot holes will foam up about their waists and the audience will look up and shout "Turn it off!"... and I'll whisper "no."
Did you hear?!! Naked man eats another naked man's face, nose, and eyes in Miami this weekend. Police shot him dead, but he was still attacking after first shots and growled when told to stop. Zombie jokes abound, but holy crap this is real! Definitely LDT material (article says cocaine, but my friend said Miami has a new LSD going around which is more likely the cause. Police shot once, he kept going, then shot him 4/5 times until dead).