Yeah, I know I sort of stole this title from Fandango's Holiday Movie Awards, but it was a catchy title, and I couldn't think of anything else.

It's Christmas time! Again! I love it! And you know what happens when there's a special occasion I love? I write blogs about it (most of the time)! This is only the first one, so expect a ton more!

The Overlook Hotel from "The Shining"

Yeah, I know I kind of stole this, also, but how could I leave it out? You know I would've put it on anyway! Why? Well, because not only because being snowbound up in the mountains located in the middle of nowhere is the one of the most terrifying things imaginable, but while you're trying to stop yourself from going insane, your father already failed miserably and is trying to kill you!
Not to mention that while all of this is going on, the hotel itself is haunted and is out to kill as well. So when death comes in the form of an icy, cold touch outside, and in the form of a deformed, zombified nude woman inside, you're pretty much screwed.

Outpost 31 from "The Thing"

Imagine this: You're an Antarctic Research scientist, just minding his own business, walking through the frosty air, eagerly waiting to look at that new specimen you just found, sipping a hot cocoa with your best bud. You walk into the warm building, smile, turn your head... and that friend you were thinking about lunges at you. His mouth grows quadruple the size and begins to envelope your head!
Yep, in Outpost 31, NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE, can be trusted. Anyone can kill you and "assimilate" your body. Your friends, your family, even your pets CANNOT be trusted! So be careful, that person you're throwing snowballs at might fight back in a much more devious and painful way.

Barrow, Alaska from "30 Days of Night"

To not piss off anyone from the real Barrow, I don't mean that wonderful place where you live. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's nice and all, but in "30 Days of Night," it turns into a hell-house. You have everyone being slaughtered. Men, women, and children. The nice thing about these killers is that they're vampires who don't really want other vampires in their clan, so they cut your head off. I don't think the idea of your own head rolling around on the fresh snow is a nice cup of tea.
Plus, blizzards and snowstorms are abound, making it hard to move and escape. If you travel to Barrow during the period of darkness for a month, your life is almost guaranteed bloodsucker fodder.

Hoth from "Star Wars: Episode V: The Empires Strikes Back"

A whole planet, covered in snow year-round. Killer wampas. Stormtroopers looking to raid a Rebel base. This place has it all!
Sure, the weather is unbearable and bloodthirsty furry wampas are willing to devour you and your tauntaun, but, really, would you rather be fighting the Empire with their big AT-AT's and leader, Darth Vader? Maybe. They both sound like they suck, and with good reason, too!

Planet Earth from The Day After Tomorrow

Not much needs to be said about this. No matter where you were, Roland Emmerich already unleashed his prediction of Global Warming in the form of a killer blizzard. You're dead now. Ha! Okay, I'm done. My brain hurts now.