If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Yeah, I know I kind of stole this, also, but how could I leave it out? You know I would've put it on anyway! Why? Well, because not only because being snowbound up in the mountains located in the middle of nowhere is the one of the most terrifying things imaginable, but while you're trying to stop yourself from going insane, your father already failed miserably and is trying to kill you!
Imagine this: You're an Antarctic Research scientist, just minding his own business, walking through the frosty air, eagerly waiting to look at that new specimen you just found, sipping a hot cocoa with your best bud. You walk into the warm building, smile, turn your head... and that friend you were thinking about lunges at you. His mouth grows quadruple the size and begins to envelope your head!
To not piss off anyone from the real Barrow, I don't mean that wonderful place where you live. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's nice and all, but in "30 Days of Night," it turns into a hell-house. You have everyone being slaughtered. Men, women, and children. The nice thing about these killers is that they're vampires who don't really want other vampires in their clan, so they cut your head off. I don't think the idea of your own head rolling around on the fresh snow is a nice cup of tea.
A whole planet, covered in snow year-round. Killer wampas. Stormtroopers looking to raid a Rebel base. This place has it all!
Not much needs to be said about this. No matter where you were, Roland Emmerich already unleashed his prediction of Global Warming in the form of a killer blizzard. You're dead now. Ha! Okay, I'm done. My brain hurts now.