If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Rock of Ages, This Means War, A Thousands Words. What do these three films all have in common. They are on my list of the worst films of 2012.
The year overall has been pretty good I must say. However this isn't the blog where I took about the good. This is the blog where I talk about the shit of 2012.
I haven't seen all of the bad films of 2012 like Paranormal Activity 4 or One for the Money. So I don't want to hear how come so & so isn't on here. That being said here's my list.
5.The Five- Year Engagement
This embodies what I hate about certain comedies. Firstly, it not funny enough to be over 2 hours. The premise isn't strong enough for this to be over 2 hours. Add all of this up and you have what I believe to be one of the most boring, dull, bland & uninteresting films of the year.
4.That's My Boy
Fuck you Adam Sandler, here is a film where we have incest, pedophilia & statutory rape as are comedy.In the words of Richard Roeper about this film "an ugly, tasteless, deadly and mean-spirited piece of filmmaking,”. Couldn't say better myself.
3.Rock of Ages
2.Wrath of the Titans
This is special because it's the first movie I saw in the theater and walked out the theater. Nothing about this remotely passable let alone better than the first one. Bad acting, bad directing, bad writing. Just bad everything.
Oh my fucking god I hated this piece of shit. Nothing prepared me for this. It's reach's on a level of god awfulness that is shocking. Everything in this is lazy, unoriginal, piss poor & just unbearable to endure. If you're going make a movie based on a board game at least make fun. Not bland, dull, unremarkable in every way.
I hope this list inspired you not to seek these titles out. If I can stop at least one of you I feel I would have done my job.
Make sure to read #10-6 & then later this week my best of 2012. Believe me, it's much better than this list.