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Rock of Ages, This Means War, A Thousands Words. What do these three films all have in common. They are on my list of the worst films of 2012.
The year overall has been pretty good I must say. However this isn't the blog where I took about the good. This is the blog where I talk about the shit of 2012.
I haven't seen all of the bad films of 2012 like Paranormal Activity 4 or One for the Money. So I don't want to hear how come so & so isn't on here. That being said here's my list.
It's to unfunny to have the right to be offensive & it's also to stupid to be consider offensive. Sacha Baron Cohen is doing nothing new here & waste Ben Kingsley & John C. Reilly's time. At 1h. 23mins. it drag's on doing one unfunny joke after another.
Nothing about this is inspired nor does it even try. All the jokes fall flat and this makes Glee look like The Phantom of the Opera(yes I actually liked that).
8.This Means War
Thank god for Chelsea Handler in this because she was the only thing in this that didn't make me want to bang my head against the wall. No real characters, no real humor, & the action isn't really impressive either. I almost felt sorry for the actor's in this.
7.A Thousand Words
I can't call this a disappointment because we knew this was going to be bullshit. Was it better than expected, fuck no. Everything you heard about this is true. Unfunny humor, poor acting, poor writing, poor directing & character's you can't give 2 flying shit's about. Need I say more.
6. Dr. Seuss' The Lorax
Hands down the worst animated film of the year & one of the worst animated film's period. Musical number's that can make Howard Ashman roll over in grave. No real heart or substance, useless character, overlong, & for something that looks like it came out of a box of crayon's asshole it pretty bland.
Come back later for the #5-1 worst films of 2012.