If it's crap ... We'll tell you
So, Steven Spielberg was originally gonna make Harry Potter and americanize the fuck out of it.. A group of fellow Spillios and I, during a late-night skype call imagined what would the worst possible cast be (back in 2001). 45 minutes later, we come up with this.
Haley Joel Osment as Harry Potter
Ed O'Neill as Hagrid
Adam Sandler as Voldemort
Tara Reid as Hermione Granger
David Spade as Ron Weasley
ALF as Dobby
Matthew Mcconaghey as Dumbledore
John Travolta as Prof. Snape
Katey Segal as Prof. Mcgonagall
Arnold Schwarzenegger as Lucius Malfoy
Chris O'Donnell as Draco Malfoy
Godzilla 1998 as the Basilisk
Anthony Anderson as Mad-Eye Moody.
Cameron Diaz as Luna Lovegood
RuPaul as Prof. Umbridge
The Olsen Twins as Fred & George Weasley(in drag)
Eddie Murphy as both of Harry Potter's parents(dual role)
DJ Qualls as Mr. Weasley
Jay & Silent Bob as Crabbe & Goyle
Whoopy Goldberg as Bellatrix Lestrange
Ben Affleck as Sirius Black
Janine Garofalo as Prof. Trelawney
Jennifer Lopez as Mrs. Weasley
Gilbert Gottfried as Wormtail
John Lithgow as Prof. Filch
Lindsay Lohan as Ginny Weasley
Brendan Fraser as Neville Longbottom
Brad Garrett as The Sorting Hat
Cuba Gooding Jr. as Tom Riddle
Kate Hudson as JK Rowling(we will film an intro with JK Rowling)
Damon Wayans as Nearly Headless Nick.
Josh Hartnett as Prof. Lupin
Christian Slater as Kingsley
Tom Green as Aberforth Dumbledore
Robin Williams as Cornelius Fudge
Dolph Lungren as Victor Krum
Johnny Knoxville as Cedric Diggory
Rosie O'Donnell as Mrs. Dursley
Wayne Knight as Mr. Dursley
Jack Black as Dudley Dursley
Chris Tucker as the voice of Hedwig
Soundtrack features tracks by N*Sync, Ja Rule, Avril Lavigne, Limp Bizkit, Lil Bow Wow, Puff Daddy, Will Smith, Wayne Brady, Smash Mouth & Creed.
Directed by Keenan Ivory Wayans.
Thoughts about this casting?
BONUS: Spill members Brutuxan and Ryan Corderman made photoshops of a couple of the casting.