I'm gonna cut the intro to this short because really the title pretty much sums it all up right here. Now I'm gonna list the movies that I think are the worst ever but if I do miss something out I'll be sure to add a follow up blog to this anyway let's get through this.
Also these are just my options no one else's so yeah I don't want any hate or fucking spam please.
10-The love Guru (2008)
Oh Mike Myers I remember the days when you were funny when believe it or not accualy gave a shit about making good movies but now look at you if a long ass dick joke is your idea of humor then I'm sorry but I think you should stop making movies altogether.
Really there's nothing to say about this movie that hasn't been already said it's dumb it's stupid and it is hands down the worst idea for a "comeback" movie. Myers should stick to making Shrek movies.
9-The Spirit (2008)
For those of you that passed on this you have no fucking idea how lucky you guys are I mean wow just wow this movie pissed me off on so many levels I mean this just proves that Frank Miller has gone Coco for Coco Puffs because the writing is just god awful in this I mean holly shit even the fucking 60's Batman had better lines than this turd. But I will give this movie some credit it really does look beautiful i mean you can really see how the effects team put alot of effort into this too bad the movie they worked on was shit.
Also what's up with Sam Jackson and eggs? Seriously?.
8-House Of The Dead (2003)
Fuck Uwn Boll and Fuck all his movies you know I could really just put any one of his movies on here but seening as this is the first one I saw I put it on here. The funny thing is this is a movie based on a video game and it has nothing in common with the game. How the fuck does this moron keep making movies? I mean seriously?
7-The Wicker Man (2006)
HOW'D IT BURNED HOW'D IT BURNED HOW IT GET BUUUUUUUURNED!
That line pretty much sums up Nick Cage's "acting" in this movie I mean my lord is he fucking awful in this you really have to see it for yourself to believe me I mean isn't bad enough that this movie is a remake of a classic? I'm pretty sure Nick Cage isn't going to looking back at this movie in 10 years time also why even bother having a DVD of this movie?
The only good thing is this movie is that Halle Berry looks hot in that outfit other than that everything about this movie is fucking shit even the fucking CGI was fucking shit I guess Pitof was too busy smoking crack to really care about how his own movie turned out. I really wish Catwoman is in the third Batman movie so I can forget about this cat turd.
5-The High School Musical Movies(2006-2008)
Now I admit that I don't hate this movies as much as use to but I still think there shit and it's no suprise that all the actors who worked on these shit movies have gone on to do much better things and hopfully they'll never look back at these movies. I just hope to god there's no High School Musical 4.
4-Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Oh lord my brain still hurnts from remebering this movie while the first one was forgettable in my book this one is just god fucking awful I mean Bill Murry's character was adopted by a black family? WHAT THE FUCK? Also why is this movie corey as all hell? I mean I know the TV show was but damn. Also it's kidda sad that Demi Moore of all people who agree to be in this and she was the best thing about this turd of a movie to tell you the truth how'd McG keep on making movies after this I'll never fucking know fuck this movie.
3-Transformers:Revenge Of The Fallen (2009)
I tried to give this movie a chance I really did but once again Michael Bay shows us that he doesn't give a shit about a story he just wants to make a quick buck he doesn't give a shit about the quality of his movies as long as they make money then that's what counts. Sad thing is they are planing to make a third one I also feel sorry for the people who work on the effects for these movies cause there great too bad there wasted on Bay's shitty ass movies.
I will give Stephenie Meyer some credit she has done the impossible she actually made a story about vampires boring I mean wow just wow and out of all the movies listend here this is the only one where I fell alsleep while watching yes it was THAT boring. I just kept on waiting and waiting for something to happen but it never did hell even the ending seemed half assed to me really if you haven't seen this movie your very very VERY lucky.
1-Disaster Movie (2008)
Welcome to the bottom of the barrel the lowest of the low the worst peice of horse shit of the decade Disaster Movie I'm shocked I made it through the whole thing without killing myself. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are the two biggest hacks in Hollywood and I for one can't tell you how happy I am that they didn't make a movie this year after this pile of ass bombed at the box office I guess people didn't wnat to hire these two assclowns anymore. They can't tell a joke just random pop culture reffrences they can't get any REAL actors to be in their movies so they hired no name MadTV hasbeens and they couldn't come up with an orignal idea to save their sad little lifes.