Im mad because I never gave vertigo the rights to my life as a comic. In that case I am taking about the latest comic book into film craze The Losers. To get
another pun out of the way, I loved this movie so much and it was so good it
should be called The Winners.

The Losers is about a crack team of military operatives, that where framed and presumed dead and now must return to avenge the crimes by the mad men Max.

Getting straight into the review, I loved this, simply like that, I loved it. It got that dirty dozen look down, and it was done with that action comedy, and the
action was great. You can easily laugh here with this flick. And it is
comfortably funny.

Now here is where I am going to piss people off. I put this over Kick-Ass for my favorite of the year. I did that because I prefer the action comedies that tell
you 15 seconds in that it is not a realistic Oscar award winning movie, and you
can laugh freely. Whereas Kick-Ass was telling me that it took place in a
realistic world and this normal kid is doing the entire vigilante work, and
that a dad can treat his kid like that. But to be honest I like both the movies
the same. And in both movies, there are things I didn’t like and things I stood
up and started slow clapping.

Jeffy D. Morgan, he gets to do ANOTHER COMIC BOOK MOVIE, last year he got to do Watchmen, and here he is now. And to be honest I liked him here more, because
he gets more and that same comedy from Watchmen, works here too. They give him
the Colonel of the group, and he plays the role like it’s written, there’s
nothing wrong with his performance. Not great, not bad, just good. Now with a
personal thing, does he not know how to shave? He has that beard-prickly-fuzz stuff
in everything! He had it in Watchmen, in P.S. I Love You, in the five seconds
he was in Fred Claus, and I got to go back and watch it but I think he had it
in Taking Woodstock.

Idris Elba, man this guy has the weirdest name of all time. Eye-dress Elbow. And for those readers of mine now I’m a huge fan of The Office, and he played the over
bearing Charles Miner, and I loved him on that show. Damn, reading his IMDb, he
was on The Wire. Now he plays Roque, Clay’s second in command. The problem I had
here, was you never get that he is second in command, to be honest you can
switch his character with Clay and you would never know. What helped this
problem is that you get this brotherhood feeling between these guys. I got to
keep reminding myself that he’s British. Because I see him everywhere, and he
does the best American accent, so well that I want to hear his English accent
to prove to myself he’s from across the pond.

I loved Jensen, played hilariously by Steve Rogers. And the they got their money’s worth because you get the comedy vet that Steve Rogers is from movies like Not
Another Teen Movie, and you get his physical action, so I walked out of this
movie, full. The thing about Captain America in this movie is that you
see him do both his comedy and his action well this time. I preferred to not
think about Push. I can’t keep this joke up, I know Chris Evans played Jensen,
but there was a kid in my screening who stood up at the opening line of the
film and said “HEY LOOK, ITS CAP!” What helped me like the character is, there
is a scene in the film where Evans undress and I could see he did some
pre-First Avenger workouts, and he can do that smarmy comedy that Cap has.

Columbus Short, to be honest I’ve only seen two of his movies before this one, crap make that three he did Death at a Funeral, but I didn’t mind him in Stomp the Yard,
and I loved him in Accepted. He plays Pooch the team’s driver, and like
everybody else’s characters, he doesn’t do bad, but it’s no Oscar winning one. He
gets a couple cliché driver jokes, and some rally the team lines. Now he kind
of kept the balance between the two power house leads.

Now here’s the guy I loved, Cougar, played wonderfully by Óscar Jaenada. And I loved it because he’s a first time in the states actor, if you look at this guy’s
IMDb page, its 40 Spanish films and then The Losers. And he gets like five
minutes worth of dialogue, and he knocks it out of the park. To be honest
throughout the entire movie I thought he looked like a Spanish Justin Long. (that’s
one long segway from Accepted)

CAN WE PLEASE GIVE ZOE SALDANA A BIG MAC!! And what’s with people double releasing movies with the same actor, first it was T.J. Miller and Jay Baruchel with She’s
Out of My League and How to Train Your Dragon, and now with Zoe Saldana and
Columbus Short with Death at a
Funeral and The Losers.

That’s it, I’d watch it again if I had the chance 8/10