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Greetings and Salutations denizens of Spill. It is I! Your Professor Jeff, back from the depths of the intarwebs and twice as charming as ever before. Now I know what you're thinking. 'Professor Jeff, you don't post news stories here anymore!' Well, sit down Johnny, because this ain't no mere news story, no siree.
So there I was, right around hour seventy or eighty of Star Wars: The Old Republic, when it hit me like a tractor beam from some kind of small moon! Why am I playing a primarily multiplayer focused game alone? The answer, of course, is that none of you jerks have created a guild to power-level me and Captain Sassy up to Level Fifty with all of your newfangled Jedis or Siths or whatever you kids are playing these days. Well, those days are over! Behold!
There should be a law against this much awesome!
Yes Virginia! There IS a Loading Bar Guild! All you have to do is swing on by Thana Vesh, and catch up with me, Professor (no last name yet but I'll give you three guesses as to what it's going to be. The first two don't count) any Wednesday night from 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM CST. Unfortunately, I'm probably not going to be playing for very much longer due to the imminent onslaught of Q1 titles to review, but I'd love to catch some face time with you fine folks while I still can.
Plus, now you Loading Bar fans can solve your problems with violence instead of stupid words*. If for any reason you can't make it on around that time you can always hit up my other Guildmates Eleventh or Rotha for an invite. Or drop me a line on the site and let me know when I can get you in! So one more time, for those of you who weren't paying attention:
Who? Professor, Eleventh, or Rotha
What? Star Wars. Duh.
When? Wednesday nights between 8:30 and 10:00 PM CST
Update: Sorry guys, forgot that school starts today, so I'll be jumping on a smidge later than I originally thought.
Where? Republic Faction on Thana Vesh**
How? Send any of the above characters a message and we'll get you an invite.
Why? Do, or do not. There is no Why.
So what are you waiting for? Many Bothans died to bring you this blog post. Do not let their deaths be in vain!
PS: I find your lack of Facebook love disturbing...
*The Loading Bar does not endorse physical violence of any kind. Except for Jason Murphy, he's a big fan.
**Before you start bitching or complaining about why Thana Vesh sucks or what server your main character is already level quadrillion on, allow me to say this: shut up. This was a server and faction chosen at random so create a new character and cease with all the whiny whines.