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First up is the long awaited Duke Nukem Forever. The first person shooter had been in development for 14 years, click on the image to listen to the review and find out if it was worth the wait.
Set 50 years after the events of Red Faction: Guerrilla, this third-person shooter is reminiscent of Total Recall. Click the image to hear some pretty bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonations.
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is one of the highest rated video games of all time. Will a few updated 3D graphics be enough for The Loading Bar to give it a high score? Click the image to find out.
Dungeon Siege 3 is an action rpg with a very convoluted storyline. Listen to the review and see how the game fares.
The Loading Bar decides to F*ck Everything And Run with F.E.A.R. 3.