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The League of Extremely Ordinary Gentlemen
They claim to be extremely ordinary but the truth is they are anything but.
By: Jedi Master Dylan
Roster:The PUNisher/Cyrus: One of the League’s founding members and a fan of comic book superheroes (mostly Spiderman) and bad puns. His bad jokes can paralyze his enemies with agony and allows him to take them out with his many weapons, and laser vision, his probability manipulation make anything possible. His Healing Factor makes it almost impossible for him to be killed much to the dismay of the enemies who hear his bad jokes.
Spillion/Leon: One of the founding members of the League of Extremely Ordinary Gentlemen. He wears the Spill.com Logo with pride on his costume and has Super strength, Super Speed, and the ability to control and manipulate shadows. But a split personality complex may be the Leagues own worst nightmare as he and the Spoiler are one in the same. His mighty Afro protects him from great falls.
Captain Mexico/John Rubio: A true Mexican John Rubio became Captain Mexico when he found a Mystic Machete. When he raises his weapon in the air a thunderbolt changes him into Captain Mexico who wears the colors of the Mexican Flag and sporting the symbol on his mighty shield. His Taco Senses warn him of trouble and where attractive women are. When losing power he can summon tasty Tacos to give him a power boost. He often picks on fellow member Harris for liking anime but also has a hidden respect for him and fights for the love of Lady Kayla.
The Historian/Catherine “Cat”: A lovely Lady of the League “Cat” as her friends call her is extremely knowledgeable in history. Romantically involved with fellow member Harris/Anime man she too has a love for Japanese cartoons. She has the ability to summon any weapon from the time stream both the past and the future and instantly learn any language or fighting style that has been created. Along with her invulnerability she is not a woman to be messed with.
Anime man/Harris: A League member who is one of the few Americans to master the art of Japanese cartoons known as Anime. Harris is romantically involved with fellow League member Cat who also shares his love of anime. His uncanny ability to pick out the good anime from the bad make him a valuable member to the League, despite what fellow member Captain Mexico thinks. When called upon Harris can summon incredible fighting energies which can make his hair glow a blinding gold. His energy Manipulation talents make him a worthy opponent.
Professor K/ Kayla: Another Lovely Lady of the League. Working as a Teacher when she is not recording her opinions on the League’s Podcast. Kayla acts as the Leagues own “Oracle” staying at the headquarters and giving them information valuable for their missions. Her power of Technopath allows her to mentally control machines and become a part of them.
The Magician/ Grant: A member of the league who loves to watch television and has his own group called the TV Dudes. He also is a very big fan of Harry Potter and one day discovered that he too was a wizard when a Giant crashed through his door and gave him a magical wand.
Insectoid/Allison: Allison can grow insect like wings from her back and shrink in size. She can shoot energy bolts rapidly from her hands and turn her legs into stingers that, on contact, will poison a foe. She can also morph her arms into preying mantis like scythes. She is "The Wasp" of the League her mind as sharp as her stingers. She dresses up in a green and yellow mesh suit capable of protecting her from almost anything.
The Inventor/Peter "Fungusmonkey": A member of the League his super intelligence has allowed him to invent and create many of the weapons and Gadgets in the comics and sci-fi movies. One time Leon took one of his time traveling inventions and accidentally transported the League through the time stream. He also has the ability of elasticity and can stretch himself to great lengths.
Boss/Jason Murphy: Jason's rage rivals that of Beau/The Crusher's. During one of his reviews for a video game he was transported into another dimension where he had to save a princess from a giant fire breathing turtle when he drank a beer he gained magical powers. He gets a magic cape and a costume of red and white. He can shoot fireballs from his hands and also has super strength and flight.
The Crusher/Beau: A man who no one would argue with. Beau has the strength of the Incredible Hulk and the same temperament as well. None of the League members dare get him angry as The Crusher's Fury could decimate anything that gets in his way.
Distributer/ Randy: A man who owns a comic book store in Round Rock Texas called Rouges Gallery Comics and Games. He is the source for the League’s comic books and all things pop culture. His Comic book store is the source of his power. He has Super strength, speed, flight, and can mimic other superhumans powers for an undetermined amount of time. His Cosmic Awareness lets him know where he is most needed.
The Fisherman/ Jason Fish: The youngest of the group “Fish” as his nicknamed by his friends is a very talented animator. He has abilities that are similar to certain fish of the sea he can summon electricity like the electric eel, he can summon giant shells to protect him from danger, and of course can control the element of water with his other abilities like Super strength and speed on both underwater and on land he is much better than Aquaman.
Captain Japan/ Nakato: A man whose knowledge of Anime and Japanese culture rivals that of Harris/Anime man because of the fact that he lives in Japan. Nakato is the Champion of Japan. He has a mystical samurai sword and has the power to change in size from anywhere to as big as skyscrapers or as small as ants. He is a part of the International League of Extremely Ordinary Gentlemen. His Energy Manipulation rivals that of Anime man. His suit is that of a traditional Japanese Samurai.
Greg/ The Bassist: One of the best base players in the world. He, like Guitaro man, can control and manipulate sound waves from their instruments. He and Guitaro man play in the same band together and often join the League’s Podcast to lend their musical talents. His other powers include Force Field generations and Super strength.
Captain Matinee/ Korey Coleman: The Founder of Spill.com and the man who allowed Cyrus and Leon to form the League. Also known as The Black Wonder, Korey has a weakness of giving even the most terrible movie a Matinee just so that it has a fighting chance in the box office. He has the abilities of Super strength speed, and flight and often helps the underdog whenever he gets a chance. He sometimes helps the League out when needed.
The Terminator/The Co-Host 3000: A robot whose parts were built in Japan by Nakato and assembled in Mexico. He was a robot ordered by Korey to help give the funniest reviews that his crew of movie reviewers can give. He is a robot with an undetermined amount of abilities. He can transform into giant robots or equipment that the League or Korey need and can intercept enemy transmissions and has laser beams that come from his eyes. He has hologram recording functions and is able to play kick-ass music when needed.
Carlyle: A great reviewer turned movie writer and producer Carlyle has left Spill to a movie career. His inside connections in Hollywood make him very useful to the League. A master strategist he helps make plans of action for the league. He often sits back at the headquarters with Professor K and Red Shirt Survivor. Other powers he has are Super intelligence, and invulnerability.
Ghostwriter: The League’s own Internet mother a very kind and caring person she often bakes cookies and sends them to the league after they complete their missions. When the League is away from their headquarters she often offers her place as a home for them. She has the powers of intangibility, flight, and spirit control.
Guitaroman: He is a karate master and one of the greatest guitarists around. He has the ability to manipulate sound waves that can break even the toughest stone or metals and can soothe the savage beasts. He and Greg/ The Bassist play in a band together and often come on the League’s Podcast to play melodies to accompany them.
Other Powers of his include flight, and mind control.
Red Shirt Survivor: Often asked by the League to go scout ahead on their missions he is able to camouflage into backgrounds and uses his X-ray vision to see into enemy bases He is a very valuable spy to the League and is often in contact with Professor K on his missions.
Jedi Master Dylan: A young man who has a great affinity for the Force. He was the first Human on Earth to cross over into the Star Wars dimension and got to be trained to become a Jedi Master by Luke Skywalker himself. He helps defend Earth from the Dark Lords of the Sith that are trying to take it over. A fan of the League and their Podcast he tries to help them out whenever he can. He has all the available powers of the Force.
And there came a day when the World’s best Geeks gathered to save the world from the ugliest Trolls. But most times they just like to lay around get drunk and have fun. But when they need too they unite under this one phrase that has since then become immortal:
“LONG LIVE THE LEAGUE!”