My solution how to recon the Terminator movies by a pitch to Mc G, and it rhymes.
Oh Pick Me
Mr. Director Mc G.
I know how to fix this catastrophe
And I work so cheap it’s like I’m free
I’ll write something so good it’ll guarantee
That this franchise holds up to it’s legacy
First of all, I’d like to honour,
the role in this series that’s played by John Conner:
His heart should be filled with nano-drones
that begin to effect his brains and his groans
He’ll call forth an attack from his men
Which will guarantee that they won’t be seen again
Then in the darkest moment of his new life
He’ll realize that he must take out his wife
For she would reveal the machines great plan
So she escapes to the barren wasteland
Where she meets up with Kyle Reese,
Who the fates declared must remain in one piece
But on a mission through a brutal town
Kyle notices there is trouble abound
So when machines attack a child, he doth pay the price
And is impales for his bold sacrifice
But the teen he saved must now do what they please
And takes on the title of a man named: Kyle Reese.
Then the plot shifts to the lady Blair
Who it turns is a spy from the future where
Machines condition and harshly breed
Spies that can gain trust with their talent to bleed.
She joins with the darker Conner,
but breaks in her conditioning begin to befall her.
And in the wastelands the good doctor Kate
Finds a device that will complete all’s fate.
A chronological shifter of the highest degree,
that was sent back for her and Kyle to see.
But before she tells Kyle he must go back
Conner comes in and sneaks an attack
Then he forces Kyle to help conceive
The saviour of humanity’s eve.
And though humanities situation looks grim,
Conner gets a message that the device was from him
And in the future his schemes and plots
Have found a way to take down the robots
Indeed Skynet’s evil plan,
would fail to control all the skies and land
And as the flashes and programs are all revealed,
Conner finds his mind is now healed
So he reprograms a robot to protect his past
But is taken down by a T-800, the robots’ last
chance to protect completely protect itself
and complete the stability of it’s temporal heath.
But his dutiful wife took the machine
And sent it back to help John as an older teen.
And then we go back to see Ms. Williams,
Who finds harvested people that number in millions
And then Blair rises above her conditioning
As she takes the fight to the machine,
Then word is received of the deceased John
Causing the humans to gather their brawn
And take down the evil A.I.
To free themselfs from that net of the sky
So John is truly the hero of the proficies
Whose life has saved humanities
And his body is brought to one day be revived
By a new machine, that’ll work for us guys.
So their you have my twisted plots
With anomalies, singularities, and of course robots.
So Mc G, please pick me,
Because I am the man with the nerve
To make the claim, that I aim
To give Cameron’s movies the end they deserve.
May 27, 2009
If you guys are wondering about Skynet's human spies, it's a theory being worked on here.