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Tags: ashley benson, audio, james franco, review, selena gomez, spill, spill.com, spring breakers, vanessa hudgens
@Burnham420 His character is a bit more than that. It's actually Franco's weirdest performance yet, and probably his best performance yet. Having said that, this is a movie that is incredibly easy to hate because it's stylized and surreal and you should only see it as a matinee.
This is the first time I've ever actually walked out of a movie. I just couldn't handle it.
I was hoping this was going to be like a natural born killers type movie and have a very dark turn...but no it's just weak softcore porn...I'll pass
@Jensen Ex Co-Host is more of a Vanessa Hudgens fan anyway. And only Selena's face looks young. The rest of her looks 20 years old.
Lmao @Frank, it's the fact that Selena Gomez still looks 13 and CoHost is jizzing his pants over her thats kinda creepy. Even the other spill crew acknowledges this in the review.
@liquidocelot88: I don't think anybody is denying that the girls are hot. That isn't even relevant to any conversation here. Its that wanting to see a film more than ANY other film in a given year just because some girls MIGHT get naked is kind of a goofy thing. There are certain actresses we all want to see naked, but not to the degree that said film takes precedence over everything else coming out all year. Hell, most of us would just wait for the scenes/screencaps to hit the internet. Wanting to see a movie THAT bad for such a superficial reason just makes that person come off as weird and pervy and I say that as a full fledged Co-Host fanatic.
After a certain age, most people stop caring THAT much about seeing whatever the current "hot chicks" are naked and just watch porn or have sex instead.
My girlfriend wanted to see this movie because it had Selena Gomez in it. Not even knowing what the movie was ACTUALLY about. So I was unfortunately dragged to this shit. The movie is exactly 94 minutes of some of the reasons why I despise humanity. It wanted to be an Oliver Stone film so bad, but it had to much fun masturbating to its own sins that it lost its message and just became a horrible rape of the senses.
I was curious and looked up Harmony Korine + Trash humpers and after seeing this quote on the wikipedia page: "There's this obsession nowadays with technology and the fact that everything looks so clear," I immediately thought "what a twat." Anyway, just from the trailer I want to smack Franco, but then again, I hate that type of person from the get-go, and I still don't get the American fascination with spring break.
Plus, I'm with Cyrus: who the hell cares about these chicks? Isn't the target audience different by quite a few years from kids who actually watch their bullshit disney shows? I personally don't see the appeal of Disney princesses or whatever the hell with guns. However, with consideration to that last audio clip of them singing, if it was a horror movie and every last one of them - including Franco - was slaughtered horribly... maybe. Maybe.
This is the first time I've ever called anyone this, but the creator of that video is the embodiment of pretentiousness. Sorry to burst your bubble.
There is no story line at all while watching that trailer. >_< is that hard to create a story line in a movie really?
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