If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Not too long ago, in a chatroom not very far away, Hollywood's top casting agents gathered once again.
After having cast the greatest comic ever, and then the greatest television program ever, decided to cast... the greatest film of all time!!
May we present to you Spill Wars Episode IV: A New Pun.
You better enjoy it.
PoopaPapaPalpatine as Luke Skywalker.
"If there's a highbrow center to the internet, you're on the site that it's farthest from."
Sketched Lilly as Princess Leia Organa.
"I should have recognized your troll stench as soon as I signed on."
The Propayne as Han Solo.
"Kid, I've been from one end of this site to the other, and I've seen a lot of stupid things, but I've never seen anything to make me believe we need an all powerful Moderator controlling everything."
Gerald Harvey Peckinpah as Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi.
"For over a couple of years the Spill Members were the guardians against intolerance and bullshit on the forums... before the dark times, before the spammers..."
Art Vandelay as Chewbacca.
"Watch out!! HE'S LOOSE!!."
Chig Champa as Darth Vader.
"... I find your lack of grammar disturbing..."
Pesky Dragon Lady M as Grand Moff Tarkin.
"Enough! This thread is pointless!"
Also featuring the talents of:
Korey Coleman as C-3PO.
Co-Host 3000 as R2-D2.
Christian Alvarez as Uncle Owen.
Scrivs as Aunt Beru.
Scrump Bolymeux as General Dodonna.
Gift of the Magi as General Willard.
MDS as Captain Antilles.
Timmy Cupcakes as Lt. Scrambas.
Ms. B as Admiral Motti.
Ragman as General Tagge.
Chuysandotraniergolal as Captain Khurgee.
The Insidious Dr. Fu Manchu as Commander Praji.
Appleton as Chief Moradmin Bast.
Witten as Lt. Shann Childsen.
Steffen as Lt. Tanbris.
Renegade as Lt. Pol Triedum.
Nightmare as Devin Cant.
Ryan Corderman as MSE-6 droid.
Everyone With A Joker Icon as the Stormtroopers.
Lab Rat as Wedge Antilles.
Jon Chicago's Mindfreak as Biggs Darklighter.
Iron Man as Red Four.
Kent as Porkins.
Shangrilla as Red Ten.
Rusty Shackelford as Red Twelve.
Savage as Red Leader.
Butters as Gold Two.
Porter as Gold Five.
Zeke as Gold Leader.
Choker as Wuher.
Angry Movie Dork as Greedo.
Maverick as Dr. Evazan.
Ultrakid as Ponda Baba.
Superkavi as Garindan.
Joseph as GONK Droid.
Carlyle as R4 with a bad motivator.
"The Death Butt is thickly shielded and jiggles an Oakland booty greater than half the flat butt fleet. It's gluteus maximus is designed around an itty bitty waist. A horny homeboy's friction should be able to penetrate the outer rim.
Man your junk. And may the thrust be with you."