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i cant wait to see trains 2 in 2019
A New spill drinking game.
When ever you hear co host say. "We've all seen it done a hundred times before and a hundred times better". Take a shot
Planes 2 plot: Dusty wakes up from a coma and realizes that he's strapped to the equivalent of a Cars world hospital bed and is suffering from hallucinations after dusting Agent Orange over Vietnam.
Plot twist: The Cars 2 spies have to kill him to erase evidence of his actions.
Plot twist 2: Turns out Mater was in Vietnam at the time Dusty was in service and it's his fault that Mater's a dumbass now due to being exposed to one of Dusty's fly-bys. Mater goes rogue for revenga.
Plot twist 3: Dusty, Mater, and Lightning end up in a Mexican standoff; Mater shoots Dusty, hits his fuel tank, and Lightning gets set on fire, which then spreads as they all scream while being engulfed in flames.
Plot twist 4: Val Kilmer/Bravo goes rogue and drops a B83 Nuclear bomb that sings "It's a Small World After All" until it crashes into the trio, killing them instantly while instigating a global conflict that results in a third World War, building up to the thrilling conclusion in Disney's: Drones.
Yeah, I went fucking dark. What was I supposed to do? I haven't seen any of these godawful-sounding films, so why not.
The Result of Planes
Remember that Spoiled chat about stingers coming after a movie. WELL HERE IT IS! PLANES 2 IS ALREADY IN PRODUCTION AND COMING JULY 18 2014! Bet you didn't see that coming.
Imagine if Pixar/Disney decided to work on the continuation of the Cat Shit One series. How crazy would that be?
I highly doubt this film is Dane Cook's fault. On a personal note I did enjoy Vicious Circle and some of his early stuff but even for someone like me who actually initially liked him he has just become so unfunny and almost sad in the last couple years but he's still making money (a lot of it) and surrounded by people who love him so...yeah he's just kind of clueless as to the path his career could have gone post 2006.
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