If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Dimension Films, in their latest bout of stunt-casting, have signed former 'Baywatch' boss himself David Hasselhoff to appear in the horror sequel 'Piranha 3DD'. Expect at least one scene of a lifeguard running in pec-jiggling slow motion.
The film will apparently be taking place in a big wet water park (conveniently called "Big Wet Water Park") which becomes infested with the prehistoric man-eating fish. If that premise makes little to no sense to you ("why can't they just leave the park?")... well, let's just say that you don't go to a blood-and-gore filled nudity fest like 'Pirahna' for the complex and nuanced storyline.
The film also recently cast toothed wonder Gary Busey and cheap-comedy staple David Koechner, as well as pulling a fast one on audiences by featuring the return of previous cast member Christopher Lloyd and the seeming resurrection of Paul Scheer and Ving Rhames (even though one died and the other was presumed dead in the previous film).
The over-the-top tongue-in-cheek schlockfest is being directed by 'Feast' director John Gulager and will be in theaters November 23rd.