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Hard to believe now, but at one point it was actually Liam Hemsworth who was slated to play Thor, but they changed their minds because they felt he was too young for the role and instead cast his older brother Chris instead.
Sorry you guys have to sit through awful movies but I live for reviews like this lmao!!!!
Some ol' bullshit. The only people who are paranoid are the writer and director of this shit.
PARANOIA aka the poor man's ANTI-TRUST.
"We're reinventing you" *cue hiphop music*
One thing that is rather interesting is that I've read of the heads of tech using competitive devices. They're rich, they don't give a shit. Now anyone who isn't a President or CEO? Korey said it best "YOU STUPID FUCKS" ha ha!
Still, I can't help but wonder how so many other films can adequately hide the devices used or why they couldn't even slap a fake logo on some cheap Android phones - clear sign Apple paid then. I can imagine the real "genius" being an idiot, too. Think Google Glasses: someone didn't see a few obstacles in the way of that privacy nut to crack? Now what would have been pretty funny is an Apple vs Windows phone movie where they played off like those "I'm a Mac and I'm a PC" ads (and I fucking hated those, but for this it could work), Wile E. Coyote vs Roadrunner faux-corporation conspiracy comedy. Do it when that one Windows 7 phone (or whatever it was) failed so hard it sold like 2000 units and make a big laugh out of it all the way.Just curious, what is the new future tech supposed to be? Realistically it'll probably just be a new way to tweet bowel movement GIFs with vintage filters or something.
Hemsworth plays Gale in The Hunger Games, and he gets cockblocked by that other guy so good luck there, too, I suppose. No way that he's going to elevate it to this review though! Great job as always!
LET'S DO THIS REVIEW!
Oh my goodness...this review was comedy.....
Old white guys....psh..typical
Crap. The trailer made it look good.
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