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The end of the sparkly vampire saga is drawing closer with the release of the trailer for 'Breaking Dawn - Part 1'. The romantic vampire teen melodrama will finally show mopey couple Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) and Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) getting married, getting busy and getting pregnant (like you do?). The couple will have to rely on their unsteady friendship with Sharkboy Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) in order to keep the werewolves and other vampires from killing their unborn half-vamp child before it is born a monster or Bella dies in labor. The film will reach theaters filled with screeching harpy teenagers on November 18th.