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That Guy Jv posted a statusIt really is a shame that 'The Expendables' didn't live up to expectations, especially with so many beloved action stars under one roof. When we heard that even more action heroes were going to be crammed into the sequel, including larger roles for those who only provided cameos in the first one, we allowed ourselves to hope that 'Expendables 2' would be better. Today, the first full trailer for the film has landed. It paints a picture of a big, dumb, flashy, explosion fest peppered by unbearable puns and one-liners. AND I LOVED EVERY GODDAMNED SECOND OF IT! This looks exactly like the type of movie that would've had a ten-year-old me bouncing off the walls. As long as everything that happens in the trailer actually happens in the film, I will be happy. Take a look at the trailer below and let us know what you think.
'The Expendables 2' hits theaters August 17th
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Comment by Silent Protagonist on May 3, 2012 at 9:16pm I love the random "I am back" from Arnold
Comment by darth geekboy on May 3, 2012 at 9:07pm bruce lee kicks chuck norris' ass.
that must make bruce lee the "baddest mutha..." then.
Comment by Ferry2dead on May 3, 2012 at 8:58pm FUCK Van Damme he had his chance to do the first one. Chuck Norris is and always have been "the" not "a" but "the BAD MUTHAPHUCKER" around before Van Damme, Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis, and Statham. Even though I like those guys they have to give it up to THE BMF!!!!!
@keh006: Yeah, but that was really still the one thing it had going for it though. Like the scene where Terry Crews sawing motherfuckers in half with a motherfucking shotgun, that could not have been in The Expendables 1 if it was rated PG-13.
Comment by keh006 on May 3, 2012 at 8:50pm So I'm guessing Jet Li dies early on, making Stallone do that angry face.
Comment by keh006 on May 3, 2012 at 8:47pm Everybody that keeps complaining about this possibly being PG13 don't realize the first one was mostly CGI blood.
Awesome trailer. I hope it's better than the first one. However, fuck, Chuck Norris is still going to be in this. Does that mean they're going to vag down to a PG-13?
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Comment by Timmy Cupcakes on May 3, 2012 at 8:09pm Van Damme it that was awesome. JCVD looks awesome in this trailer.
Comment by mjtfreeze on May 3, 2012 at 7:46pm If only Liam Neeson was the main villain...
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