Imagine this: a remake of one of the GREATEST monster mashes EVER... I am of course referring to...
KING KONG VS GODZILLA!!!
Just think, if this was done with love and care for the original, it could be the GREATEST THING EVER!!! I was really bored once and I even came up with a plot for it. I decided to scrap the original one (for those of you who havn't seen the original and think a scrapping of the old plot will ruin it, the old plot is about a pharmecudicall company who's bored with godzilla on the news, so they get kong, hoping they'll fight and make them a hefty profit somehow... yeah...)
Here's my idea:
It opens up years ago, during the A bomb tests. we see a mushroom cloud and a lizard of some sort... skip ahead a few years later. The lizard is now Godzilla (he's not shown in full, just hints, like an eye, or shadow). This is. ironically, right when the US bomb Japan. The force of the second nuke knocks Godzilla unconsious and into the water. He drifts towards the South Pole. Skip ahead AGAIN to present day. A film crew lands on skull island to film a nature documentary. The producer is a nature-hating SOB who would step on a chipmunk and laugh, all because it was living on his property. Meanwhile, at the South Pole, Godzilla is frozen in a glacier. Because Al Gore was apparently right, he's thawed out. Since he was in suspended animation for o long, he needs time to regain his sense of direction, and simply swims where he thinks home is. G ends up on skull island... how conveniant for me... He ends up making it into his home, making a nest and laying eggs (he reproduces asexually). He leaves to get food, and while he's gone, the film crew stumbles upon his nest. The producer, being the scum that he is, starts destroying the eggs. Godzilla returns, and is dissapointed in their behavior, attempting to administer the appropriate punishment (you know... killing them. This is the first time G's shown full fledged). He kills a few guys, but doesn't get the main human characters. They escape him, but are then captured by the skull island natives. The young blonde woman who seems to be on every one of these nature film sets is to be sacraficed to their god, Kong. Kong doesn't kill her, but takes her and goes into the jungle. While there, he gets attacked by some dinos but kills them by using his jawrip fatality move (FINISH HIM!!!). The crew, deciding the death of an actress would be bad for publicity, decide to escape and go looking for her. Kong eventually takes the girl to the beach. The humans attack using gas bombs and guns. meanwhile, Godzilla shows up, and starts exacting his revenge. Kong gets gassed, and before he goes under, the last thing he sees is a structure seemingly kill the woman (it doesn't), the structure having been toppled by Godzilla. G gets gassed too and the film crew decide to prove they're smarter than Jack Black by leaving the two behemoths where they are. Godzilla comes to after they've left on their boat, but picks up their trail. As he's about to dive in the water, Kong wakes up and sees him. Godzilla dives in, following the boat, while Kong dives in, following Godzilla. They Make it to New York and Godzilla starts looking for the crew. He's then ambushed by Kong, who believes that he killed the woman he loved (he didn't). They begin to fight, but Godzilla wins the first fight when Kong retreats. Godzilla keeps looking for the piece of crap who killed his babies and eventually finds him in an apartment. Godzilla sticks his head in, cornering the guy. He pulls out and the guy thinks he's safe. Godzilla's tail then swings up into the room, but the guy ducks, makes it out of the building, and gets in a car. He's chased by Godzilla into a tunnel. Godzilla tries to go in after him, but gets stuck. The guy, seeing Godzilla can't move, goes up to him and starts acting like a douche, throwing rocks and kicking him. All the rage and stress from the guy causes a stimulation of Godzilla's adrenal glands. We see the tip of his tail. It starts to glow. It moves up his spines until his eyes are glowing. With a mighty roar, G releases his atomic breath (a side effect of the A bomb that knocked him unconsious), obliterating the asshole and the tunnel, freeing Godzilla. Kong returns and they start to fight again, Godzilla using his newly aquired atomic breath. They climb the Empire State building when they can barely stand (from dealing out and recieving so much punishment). The military flies it (with the girl) and begin shooting the two monsters. The last thing Kong sees is the girl, who isn't dead, so all of the pain he took was for nothing. The two get shot, fall, and we hear their heartbeats stop. There's a "what have we become" moment and it ends... OR DOES IT?!
At the end of the credits, we see... THE SON OF KONG! As he investigates the last remaining Godzilla egg, IT HATCHES!!!
Then I was thinking of a sequel that had the kids as allies, fighting off Mecha Godzilla and MechaniKong, sent by the military to destroy them (thinking they're the first Kong and Godzilla).
So whadda ya think? We need the King of the Monsters to return, and if it was with Kong, that return would be all the sweeter...