Okay, screw the synopsis, since there wasn't one that I couldn't find at all and get right to the review.
What can I say, I knew the film was going to be shit, but I didn't realize how shitty we're talking about. Here's a good joke. What's worse than a steaming pile of shit? Jennifer's Body. I'm serious. If you thought Megan Fox was bad in the Transformer's movies, wait until you see this. Poor Amanda Seyfried acted acted circles around that skank and didn't even get top billing.
Enough about the worst of this movie. The writing and direction ALMOST PUT ME TO SLEEP! I'm dead serious, I closed my eyes and almost slipped into sweet sweet unconsciousness. Then, I find out that J.K. Simmons and Amy Sedaris were in this movie as well. I guess even J Jonah Jameson has to get paid too, but I thought he at least had some standards.
I went into this movie expecting bull shit and came out with something much worse. There is only one rating for this movie: