Attention to all of the following people:
-The slow pack of people who manage to take up the entire sidewalk as you stroll mollassas pace in front of me
-The woman traveling on the bus with your toddler and a giant stroller in the middle of gridlock hour
-The twit who pretends to be too fragile and scared to get a tattoo without dragging your 3 shrill friends into the station with you.
-The dick on the cell phone that's having a loud conversation directly behind me for the entire busride.
-The breeder who caught your kid nibbling a chocolate bar on the sly and put it back with the others instead of telling the clerk or buying it
-The lazy fuck who let your dog shit on the sidewalk and didn't clean it up.
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
now stop ruining my day!