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Vitriowl posted a statusHello, and welcome back, if you didn't catch Part 1 of my Summer Predictions Click the link below.
http://my.spill.com/profiles/blogs/el-foggys-summer-predictions
Now June's a very important time for me, because it's my birthday, so lets see what treats Hollywood have got in store for me!!!
June 4th
Get Him to the Greek

Can't you see whats going on, June going to become the new season for R-rated Comedies now, due to the success of The Hangover. So Judd Apatow has caught on and is releasing his new Comedy "spin-off" the exact week as The R rated runaway success last year. Now I don't think I'm alone in thinking Aldo Snow was one of the best parts of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, so him having his own movie is great, this looks quite funny, and I'm quite hopeful about it, but it's not easy guessing a rating for a comedy, they could always put the best gags in the trailer.
Prediction: (High) MATINEE!
Killers

Meh, this could go either way, out of the Mr & Mrs Smith copycats to come out this year, this looks least painful. Though looking at the trailer Katherine Heigl needs to be punched in the face, she just keeps screaming or acting nervous, it's annoying. I mean look at the poster above, how can you overact on a damn poster. But Aston Kutcher is likable enough, and the action doesn't seem so bad.
Prediction: RENTAL
Splice

We've got to be careful with a film like this, it does look really good, I think it's going to be brilliant. But it's got one possible problem. This film seems like a throw back to Alien and Species, but it could turn into just mindless copying. I probably won't watch this film as I'm not too much of a Horror fan, but I might make a exception this once.
Prediction: FULL PRICE!!!
Marmaduke

This is cinematic chlamydia, it's pure evil, it hurts your eyes just looking at it, this is the film that will begin riots in the streets. It will start a whole mass massacre of Dogs everywhere, I hope your happy 20th Century Fox.
Prediction: SOME OLE BULLS**T
June 11th
The A-Team

There seems to be two crazes running though 2010, one being the "Mr and Mrs Smith" rip-off craze, and the other is The A-Team craze, ironically enough, this isn't the first one in cinema's. Needless to say, I'm looking forward to this one, it seems they got the formulaic feel to the show right, which isn't very hard, yet most people would of still failed. It's going to be a fun ride, that's all to be said!
Prediction: (Low) FULL PRICE!!!
The Karate Kid

What can I say about this one. Well, nothing much. Never liked the original, doubt I'll like this one, so I won't be seeing it, if you like the original (which would be most of you) then don't take this one to personal.
Prediction: SOME OLE BULLS**T
June 18th
Toy Story 3

TOY STORY 3!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry, I love Pixar, every film they make is always a surprise, they always seem to surprise you even when you are expecting greatness, they are the kings of film-making, everyone admires to be on par to the quality of Pixar. Early showings say that this isn't going to be a disappointment. I pray to god this holds up, Toy Story was the first movie I ever saw, and probably without, I would be writing this crap down today, and be out murdering people. Thank God for Pixar!
Prediction: FULL PRICE!!!
Jonah Hex

I can't tell you much about Jonah Hex until I see the trailer (which comes out on Friday attached the Nightmare on Elm Street remake) But from the premise alone this sounds like a cool movie, Basically it's a supernatural western. I really should wait for the trailer until judgement, but I'll have to take a wild, and probably incorrect guess.
Prediction:(High) MATINEE!
June 25th
Knight and Day

This looks too stylish and smug for it's own good, The poster looks nice though. I think this could be good, but I'm just not seeing it, the jokes ain't particularly funny, the action seems a bit bland. It doesn't seem to have anything going for it. The plot could be a little bit clever though.
Prediction: (Low) RENTAL
Grown Ups

I can't believe people we're trying to convince me this has potential. It looks awful. I mean the theatre is dead when ever this trailer plays. It's unfunny, the humor is outdated, none of these guys are good actors or comedians (bar Adam Sandler sometimes). This isn't going to have anything worth paying to see.
Prediction: SOME OLE BULLS**T
So we're halfway now, expect part 3 and 4 tomorrow
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