Welcome back my friends to the bullshit that never ends.We're so glad you could arrive - come inside, come inside!
This particular blog entry I would like to focus on an issue that plagues nearly every bullshit train edition. More or less an informational guide, this will focus on a problem that's been around since Let's Do This day 1: E-MAILS
Now before you twist your knickers, know this: E-mails are a great part of the show -- when they ask a good question. And sometimes a good question might be asked, but due to the everlasting obstacle that is the English language that question is often cast into an answerless void, destined to haunt the interwebs for all eternity. Let's take a moment and identify the hiccups.Run on Sentences
I'll make up an example:
Could you figure this one out? I sure as hell didn't. Even though, technically, there was more than one question asked at least separate the thoughts. Oh yes, they will be fucked, but first separate them with the use of commas and periods. Korey and Co-Host cannot simultaneously fuck thoughts. As long as you line them up neat and tidy, I'm sure they'll fuck anything! (thoughts, that is...)
Studying A Broad
Not a woman, but a general as all hell question like:
Are you kidding me!? 30 years? So many films and changes to the film industry have happened in 30 years that its very difficult to declare 1 interesting film in 3 decades. And what do you mean by "interesting"? From a technical standpoint, best acting, most intriguing plot? What? At least pin it down to maybe 5 to 10 years, on a certain genre, or some sort of specific declaration that opens up discussion and debate for the bullshit train conductors. The "Pay-Off"
Some say patience is a virtue - others say its somewhat of a waste of time:
*sigh* Was that superfluous set-up really entirely necessary? At least it was relevant to the question. And all that time reading the set-up could have been more time towards fucking other thoughts. The more fucked thoughts the better. Just looking at the size of the paragraph is a guaranteed boot. Korey is a professional and you cannot shit a shitter.
Other than the rare and seldom instance where Korey somehow confused a movie about a day walking vampire hunter
with a movie about a talking pig
, learning from these 3 mistakes can better yours and others Let's Do This experience. Granted, these emails that are read open up hilarious riffing from our gracious hosts, but moderation is key.