Follow Spill!

Latest Activity

The Spill Crew posted blog posts
7 minutes ago
Christ-ian The Jew posted a status
""When Chris shows a movie he thinks is good I get nervous." Thats what I get for showin my family movies like Clockwork Orange & Taxi Driver"
13 minutes ago
Vitriowl posted a status
"That Lego movie trailer looks like nothing I've seen before and it has batman in it. Bad Fucking Ass!"
20 minutes ago
FiggyCal posted a status
"The Last of Us is one of the best games I've played ever. Wow."
26 minutes ago
Aaron posted a status
"Two things I want to see in Man Of Steel 2...Introduce Jimmy Olsen and Bryan Cranston as Lex Luthor. Make it happen."
28 minutes ago
TAGibby4 posted a status
"Torchlight is free for the next 2 days on GOG.com. Other discounts going on for their summer sale too."
34 minutes ago
English Motherfucker posted a status
"Lone Ranger is the next summer flop ... calling it now"
49 minutes ago
DHood90 posted a status
"Am I the only one that isn't affected by spoilers being posted on their stuff?"
52 minutes ago

Photos

  • Add Photos
  • View All

Music

Loading…

Aliens colonial marines Is a hunk of Collaborated SHIT - A Joe Nova Brief Review

Aliens colonial marines Is by far one of the worst games I have seen released so far.

  The story just goes wherever the fuck it wants to go at one point it tries to be saddening then a few seconds later cracking jokes the voice acting is terrible I feel nothing for these Characters at all nothing i would root for the aliens if they weren't acting like fish out of water flailing their arms about trying to be scary.

  The graphics were pitiful Timesplitters Looked better than this every character had the same blank stare on their face and they almost all looked the same there was constant frame rate issues sometime it would run then it would just start chugging along for no reason the mouths did not sync up with dialogue or sometimes did not move at all.

   The only redeeming quality about this game were the controls and that is only because Gearbox had something to do with this at that is all or i hope that is all.

   Half the time the game does not know what it wants to do itself  is it a stealth or shooter make up your mind.

   The main point is I like many others probably had high hopes for this game and were let down terribly there is nothing you can salvage from this and just like how Joel Schumacher Fucked batman up for years the same thing is going to happen to this no one will touch the corrosive Garbage for a long time to come so whoever green lighted this LOOK AT WHAT THE FUCK YOU HAVE DONE.

- Joe Nova  

  

Views: 30

Tags: Aliens, Gearbox, colonial, games, marines, shit, terrible, video

Comment

You need to be a member of The Spill Movie Community to add comments!

Join The Spill Movie Community

Comment by Lunatik on February 16, 2013 at 7:32pm

smh, they should of hired real script writers instead of cutting corners and going all cheap on us.

© 2013   Created by The Spill Crew.

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service