The latest faux scandal is photos circulating online of Miley "Hannah Montana" Cyrus
frolicking with a friend on a hotel floor. Miley maintains the snapshots are completely innocent.
“There was nothing wrong with it. It’s two girls at a sleepover. And if all of a sudden that’s bad, then what is the world coming to?”
They just want to make you out to be the next Jamie Lynn Spears. Don't you let them, Miley!
“Honestly, I just try to keep my cool. At first, I was really upset. It really sucks to be honest. It was a friend of mine that’s a normal girl and – look at me getting all upset – the worst part is she has to go to school and deal with that crap,”
Miley continued. “I have to deal with that anyways. I deal with it all the time.”
It's just so, so unfair. You go, girl! Tell 'em.
“What I decided before I came out to L.A. and started working was the minute I didn’t have fun was the minute I go home. I don’t want to go home, and I don’t want to not do what I do, because I love it, but this... it’s Satan attacking and it’s just one more thing I have to deal with. But it’s not something that I’m going to let slide because I really am upset about it,”
That's right! I was about to---hold on, did she just say it's "Satan"? Come on y'all, this just gross. You're trying too hard to sexualize two 15-year old, bible-thumping little girls. How racy can these photos possibly be?
YOWZA!! Okay, that is hot! Uh, low long before she's legal? I'm just asking.