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David Duchovny uses the ol' "Honey, I'm a sex addict" excuse.
David Duchovny, who starred as the conspiracy-minded Fox Mulder on "The X-Files" TV series and in the recent "The X-Files: I Want to Believe" film will now be starring in REHAB. Not to be lumped in with all the other boring celebrities with their *YAWN* drug addictions and drinking problems, Duchovny has voluntarily entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction.
It should be noted that sexual addiction (SATYRIASIS: Pathology. an abnormal, uncontrollable sexual desire in men. Also called gynecomania, satyrism, satyromania. Cf. nymphomania. — satyr, n. — satyric, adj.) is a serious condition that affects nearly 98.9% of men who get caught cheating on their wives and can't talk their way out of it.
David Duchovny has been married to actress Téa Leoni (Spanglish, Deep Impact) since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6. In a statement released by his lawyer Duchovny said: "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."
"All of us at Showtime wish David and his family the best during this very private time," the network said in a statement. Duchovny plays a sex-obsessed character on Showtime's "Californication" and...
...Hey,WAITAMINNIT! Wasn't his character on the X-Files supposed to be obsessed with porn? How much you wanns bet that when he got busted (the first twenty times) he used the ol' "Honey, I was...um, researching the role" bit? And now that that won't fly anymore he's come to the break-glass-in-case-of-emergency "sex addiction" ploy.
Brilliant!
It should be noted that sexual addiction (SATYRIASIS: Pathology. an abnormal, uncontrollable sexual desire in men. Also called gynecomania, satyrism, satyromania. Cf. nymphomania. — satyr, n. — satyric, adj.) is a serious condition that affects nearly 98.9% of men who get caught cheating on their wives and can't talk their way out of it.
David Duchovny has been married to actress Téa Leoni (Spanglish, Deep Impact) since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6. In a statement released by his lawyer Duchovny said: "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."
"All of us at Showtime wish David and his family the best during this very private time," the network said in a statement. Duchovny plays a sex-obsessed character on Showtime's "Californication" and...
...Hey,WAITAMINNIT! Wasn't his character on the X-Files supposed to be obsessed with porn? How much you wanns bet that when he got busted (the first twenty times) he used the ol' "Honey, I was...um, researching the role" bit? And now that that won't fly anymore he's come to the break-glass-in-case-of-emergency "sex addiction" ploy.
Brilliant!
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Comment by Justin Credible on September 1, 2008 at 9:06pm -
So....what do you actually do with someone who is a attending a sex addict rehab meeting? Sit around in a circle and exploit everyone's sexual fatasies? Has anyone here even been to Sex Rehab??
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Comment by wallruss on August 31, 2008 at 3:16pm -
If you've got to be addicted to something, I say sex-addition is the way to go. It's kind of a socially acceptable problem to have isn't it?
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Comment by Lexi on August 31, 2008 at 10:35am -
Duchovny is a sex addict? Can't blame him, all he needs to do is making 'the face' and women fall at his feet.
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Comment by Sky Captain Joe Sullivan on August 31, 2008 at 9:41am -
David might undergo the Ludovico treatment, making him repellent of sex.
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Comment by Velderia on August 30, 2008 at 10:40pm -
Satyrism and rehab in the same article? Wow. That's... just... wow.
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Comment by NotTheWhosTommy on August 30, 2008 at 10:09pm -
Sex is a hell of a drug.
I don't know this from personal experience, however.
:(
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Comment by corey vire on August 30, 2008 at 9:31pm
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Some how I picture him as henpecked. It's just a gut feeling.
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Comment by Jackie on August 30, 2008 at 7:30pm -
p.s who else thinks that picture of David Duchovny in shorts makes him look like a mail man?
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Comment by Jackie on August 30, 2008 at 7:29pm
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Dustin, I think you sorta described korey.
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Comment by John P. Ryan on August 30, 2008 at 4:50pm -
How is this even treatable? Is there an anti-Viagara pill?
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