, who starred as the conspiracy-minded Fox Mulder
on "The X-Files" TV series and in the recent "The X-Files: I Want to Believe"
film will now be starring in REHAB. Not to be lumped in with all the other boring celebrities with their *YAWN* drug addictions and drinking problems, Duchovny has voluntarily
entered a rehabilitation facility for sex addiction.
It should be noted that sexual addiction
: Pathology. an abnormal, uncontrollable sexual desire in men. Also called gynecomania, satyrism, satyromania. Cf. nymphomania. — satyr, n. — satyric, adj
.) is a serious condition that affects nearly 98.9% of men who get caught cheating on their wives and can't talk their way out of it.
has been married to actress Téa Leoni
, Deep Impact
) since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6. In a statement released by his lawyer Duchovny said: "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."
"All of us at Showtime wish David and his family the best during this very private time,"
the network said in a statement. Duchovny plays a sex-obsessed character on Showtime's "Californication"
Wasn't his character on the X-Files supposed to be obsessed with porn? How much you wanns bet that when he got busted (the first twenty times) he used the ol' "Honey, I was...um, researching the role"
bit? And now that that won't fly anymore he's come to the break-glass-in-case-of-emergency "sex addiction" ploy.
"Don't be hatin'. You just jealous because you didn't think of it first."