I was just looking through IMDB and found this:
Hello IMDB users,
I have been in talks with many different film studios. I have contacted all of them from AtomFilms to Columbia/Sony Pictures. I have written a full screenplay for a movie, which is a spoof on Teen Movie. "Untitled Not Another Teen Movie spinoff" is what it's really called as of now. But I don't know if I can make NATM2, but if I ever do be successful and make this movie, then it would most likely be called Teen Movie.
The reason why I think the project will work is because a lot of Teen movies have come out since NATM came out and I feel like those would all come together and make a nice and hilarious parody and story.
Now I know what your thinking, "Aw! not another one of those stupid crappy spoof movies that don't spoof the genre that's in their title!". Well that's not one of those movies. Like, Not Another Teen Movie, it spoofs ONLY TEEN MOVIES...classic and recent. NO pop culture references, no celeb spoofs.
I have been reading the boards for a while and I think that most of you will appreciate my work because at of all of the screenplays/sketches I have ever written, my comedy does not contain any Slapstick Comedy. No fart/booger jokes or anything that Meet The Spartans/Disaster Movie is consisted of, lol. The jokes get pretty risque/raunchy/obsene at times, but they are carefully written and I take my time when I'm writing to give people what they came to the viewing for. I love Rated R movies so you can expect that Risque/Raunchy/Obscene material that NATM and Scary Movie had.
I am always open to suggestions/comments that the public has, so do YOU want to see something in the movie that you would like me to add in the screenplay somehow? well If I agree then I will possible try my best to fit it in their, so leave some suggestions.
My name is Adam Mosquito and I'M going to bring this generation their version of AIPLANE!. Thank you for your time
Ok now that sounds all well and good but lets see what else he wrote after that,
It's more like Mean Girls/Charlie Bartlett/John Tucker Must Die..mixed together to make a great gross out film
WAIT, didn't he JUST say that that's what he WASN'T going to do?
You guys doubt me now, but when the movie comes out and it's in the top of the box office who's the one that's gonna have the last laugh. Guys, I've shown the script to my friends and they all love it, my family loves it, I love it.
That doesn't mean shit, of course your parents love it, THEY"RE YOUR PARENTS!
Well I don't know how to prove myself to you..I guess you'll just have to wait a few years for the movie to come out to see for yourself how great this lampoon really is.
I myself am really picky about comedy. I'm really irritated at the lack of originality most writers have these days. I mean c'mon..remakes..these "spoof" movies...When did movies get bad? My favorite movies are Superbad, Ghost World, uhm..Scary Movie...I love Not Another Teen Movie..I've seen a preview of Extreme Movie which has great segments most of the time...You can expect a clever teen spoof movie when you go to watch this one.
The screenplay has spoofs of recent and old movies that have come out in the last some years and like I said they could all come together and make a nice story and parody.
Also, I'm sorry you don't like my signature. I was a joke I cracked to one of my friend a few years back and it stuck with me and him ever since..
But wait there's more!
Well I don't think I want to give out any segments just yet because I'm changing the screenplay all the time, but the movie is a complete Raunch-Fest! I can imagine the film getting a NC-17 rating at first so you can just imagine how far it goes.
The movie is full of bare chests, sex scenes..one which suggests a sheep is going to join in, about 4-5 quick genital shots, drug humor...all involving teens. Now that I think about it...did I write a Spoof Comedy...or a light porn?
Oh well, the movie is still hilarious and when the time comes I will cut out stuff for an R Rating.
He basically just described Caligula. Damn, if this movie does get made, we'll have more than just Aaron Steltzer and Jason Freidberg will be the least of our problems. I'd like to think that he's faking but, he posted a link to the first 3-4 pages and I have to tell you.....god help us all.