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Tohtally Ganked Fast an da Ferious Fouha Scrip
OMG I TOHTALLI HAV TO SEE THE NIEW FAST AN DA FERIOUS FILM...
Text speak is the only way to discuss this Fourquel without vomiting in my mouth a little. Someday it will be the only means that the devolved underground Fast and The Furious fans will be able to communicate with each other.
All that being snarked, the film marks the full-time return of both Paul Walker and Vin Diesel, so I guess I can see why some of the fan boys are getting a bit hot under their collars. Here's a plot synopsis that appears to be by one of those over-excited heavily browed fans:
And.....I don't care.
What about you?
SOURCE: LatinoReview.com
Text speak is the only way to discuss this Fourquel without vomiting in my mouth a little. Someday it will be the only means that the devolved underground Fast and The Furious fans will be able to communicate with each other.
All that being snarked, the film marks the full-time return of both Paul Walker and Vin Diesel, so I guess I can see why some of the fan boys are getting a bit hot under their collars. Here's a plot synopsis that appears to be by one of those over-excited heavily browed fans:
FF4 opens with a flashback from the ending of the first film of Paul Walker’s character BRIAN O’CONNOR letting Vin Diesel’s character DOMINIC TORRETO go free.
The story picks up five years later.
FENIX drives a DEVIL RED DAYTONA and leads for other hot rod cars across the Mexican border to San Yisidro. One of the drivers is Michelle Rodriguez’s character LETTY. The five cars pop the trunks. They were transporting large polymer containers that get loaded onto an 18-wheeler.
Fenix pays Letty and she leaves. Letty heads in her Demon to Los Angeles. Fenix follows her.
We then catch up with BRIAN O’CONNOR at MARICOPA COUNTY JAIL in Arizona. He is now bearded, tattooed, darker and grittier since we last seen him. He is working out in the jail when he stops JUVENAL from getting killed by MS13 gang members. A big fight ensues between Brian and three MS13 assassins.
In the segregation ward, Juvenal tells Brian that JAMES PARK sold him out. That is all that Brian needs to hear. Brian is actually undercover in the prison working with the FBI.
Next in SANTO DOMINGO in THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC we meet TEGO who bops his head to reggaeton in his ’69 EL Camino. Tego rides with HAN from TOKYO DRIFT.
If you recall HAN died in TOKYO DRIFT, so in essence, FF4 is a prequel to TOKYO DRIFT.
Tego and Han catch up with FLORA and MARCO in a tiny run down shack where cars are being worked on. One of the mechanics is DOMINIC TORRETO. Dom is now stronger, harder and more dangerous than before.
Dom and his crew go hijack a tanker on a land train.
Afterwards, at 3am in the industrial part of town, and UNDERGROUND RACE MEET is in full swing. Dom receives a phone call from his sister MIA. Something happened to Letty.
She’s dead!
In Juarez, Mexico, Dom hooks up with CHUCHO at a garage. Dom gets his 7O’s SS Chevele – the same car we seen him with at the end of Fast and Furious. Jason Bourne may have a locker in every country, but Dom has a garage.
Using a fake passport under the surname ALVAREZ, Dom drives in through the border through El Paso, Texas.
At a cemetery in Los Angeles, Dom attends LETTY’s funeral on the dl. A gathering of racers are there including Dom’s sister MIA TORRETO (Jordana Brewster).
Dom watches the funeral from a distance to avoid being made by the cops. A voice tells Dom he shouldn’t be here. It’s Brian O’Connor. When Dom crossed the border he tipped off alarms. Facial recognition software matched him ten minutes after he was through. The cops are after Dom. Brian is not there to arrest Dom but to attend Letty’s funeral since she was Brian’s friend too.
Brian tells Dom that when he bailed to Mexico, Letty tried to hold it down. The garage, the crew. Letty needed money so she started making runs across the border with a team working for ANOTNIO BRAGA.
Braga is a major player down south. Last year, he moved more heroin across the border than Pablo Escoba did in ten years. Braga uses tuner cars for mules. All this and no one has ever laid eyes on Braga.
The Feds have been after Braga for years but can’t touch him south of the border. Brian tells Dom he is going to get the guys who killed Letty.
Dom replies – not if he gets them first.
And.....I don't care.
What about you?
SOURCE: LatinoReview.com
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Comment by Typicalexbf on December 4, 2007 at 8:08am -
Wow Kid Hollywood, taking it personal ehlol
Meh I haven't watched ANY in the series. But I guess I will start working my way up, it seems somewhat interesting. I like stylish movies
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Comment by Gabriel on December 2, 2007 at 11:47am -
I'm not a huge fan at all, but the first two were alright. JUST OK, they weren't anything spectacular, only something you would watch late night at home if you were bored. The 3rd looked like complete garbage and I stayed away. It's interesting about Vin and Paul but still, even that wont make me go see it. You can't get much plot out of street racing.
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Comment by AntSmasher on December 1, 2007 at 8:45pm -
The third movie was dumb. Why make this movie? Two words: CHA CHING!
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Comment by Chig Champa on December 1, 2007 at 3:28am -
God I'd rather dig through a landfill and eat the contents of a random diaper than see this fucking movie.
Can't this gangsta fad just fucking die already, how fucking stupid can this shit get?
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Comment by ZCDagger on November 30, 2007 at 9:07pm
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Wow, I got to the second paragraph, then I stopped reading it. That's how much I care.
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Comment by corey vire on November 30, 2007 at 7:37pm
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weeeeeeeee!
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Comment by ThePecker13 on November 30, 2007 at 7:16pm -
Didn't this already go out of style???
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Comment by Phil on November 30, 2007 at 4:59pm -
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Why. I mean seriously another sequel but worse than that a sequel to a really sh**tty series. I weep for the world.
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Comment by SketchedLilly on November 30, 2007 at 1:37pm -
I stopped reading this somewhere after "he is darker, grittier, tattoooed, etc"
I hate these movies. I even hated the first one. To me, it served one purpose:
Turning on the surround sound, turning it way up, pressing all the speakers to the wall, and playing the first 10 minutes of the first movie was a wonderful way to get revenge on my neighbor. She'd bring people home from the bar and I'd have to listen to them drunkenly yelling at each other, loudly screwing, or playing music and having a party until 7am.
When noon hit and I was sure they were asleep, in went Fast and the Furious. Hangover Hell!
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