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Looks like ShockTillYouDrop.com has their own "Deep Throat" insider on the Platinum Dunes Friday the 13th reboot directed by Marcus Nispel. Here's what the insider had to say about what audiences should expect out of Jason's newest adventures.
Platinum Dunes' Friday the 13th project. What do you label it? Remake? Re-launch?
After speaking to a source close to the project who wishes to stay outside of the spotlight (for now), we're striking the former term out of future reports on the film.
"It's not a remake," says our insider. Don't even expect an origin tale - as some production listings around Hollywood are pegging it as. Imagine if there was a story to be told somewhere between parts two and four, just add water (from Camp Crystal Lake, duh), insert a leaner, meaner, faster Jason Voorhees, set to "blend" and you've got the recipe for what Dunes, writers Damian Shannon and Mark Swift and director Marcus Nispel got cookin'.
As far as I'm concerned they can cook up whatever the hell they want as long as they don't go crazy with the appetizers. I want this movie to hurry up and get to the good stuff. Naked chicks and lots of insane senseless killing. That's what this country was built on right? RIGHT?