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The REAL "Joker" Has Been Arrested and Unmasked!
While The Batman (Christian Bale) was somewhere throwing batarangs his mom and sister the supervillain known only as "The Joker" was finally apprehended and booked by police, putting an end to his reign of terror.
According to the official police press release:
Type of Incident: Larceny from Building
Malicious Destruction of Property
Date: 7-27-08
Location: Three Rivers Cinema 6 Theatre
Shortly after midnight on 7-27-08, Three Rivers police were called to a disturbance at the movie theatre. When officers arrived, they observed theater staff restraining a subject. The subject was dressed in full costume resembling the “joker” from the Batman movie.
The “Joker: was caught by the theater staff trying to steal movie memorabilia and posters related to the movie “Dark Night”. The “joker” was later identified as 20 year old Spencer Taylor of Three Rivers.
Taylor was arrested and booked on felony larceny and malicious destruction of property.
END OF RELEASE:
...uh, wow. Nothing grand about that larceny, huh?. Good thing the police were there to put an end to that movie poster crime wave. Always nice to see our tax dollars hard at work.
I'm sure the boys at Arkham Asylum will know just what to do with this sociopath.
According to the official police press release:
Type of Incident: Larceny from Building
Malicious Destruction of Property
Date: 7-27-08
Location: Three Rivers Cinema 6 Theatre
Shortly after midnight on 7-27-08, Three Rivers police were called to a disturbance at the movie theatre. When officers arrived, they observed theater staff restraining a subject. The subject was dressed in full costume resembling the “joker” from the Batman movie.
The “Joker: was caught by the theater staff trying to steal movie memorabilia and posters related to the movie “Dark Night”. The “joker” was later identified as 20 year old Spencer Taylor of Three Rivers.
Taylor was arrested and booked on felony larceny and malicious destruction of property.
END OF RELEASE:
...uh, wow. Nothing grand about that larceny, huh?. Good thing the police were there to put an end to that movie poster crime wave. Always nice to see our tax dollars hard at work.
I'm sure the boys at Arkham Asylum will know just what to do with this sociopath.
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Comment by Luis Pabon on August 8, 2008 at 1:46pm -
please don´t call this sucker "the real joker", he might think is some kind of recognision from fans. he is nothing!
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Comment by Spider-Geek on August 5, 2008 at 3:38am -
that is so stupid. He can't just go on eBay or bribe a theater usher; no, he's got to actually dress up as the joker and steal them.
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Comment by Azteca on August 1, 2008 at 2:48am -
With that kind of effort he could just worked harder at his job if he was employed to get some overtime money to even afford some authentic Bat-Memorabilia.
Pathetic trumps sad for the dummies.
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Comment by Max on July 30, 2008 at 5:26pm -
you can tell part of his eyes were imposed in he didnt make those darker than blak lines on his face lol
wat a weirdo... and come on were are the scars and the green hair..
i mean seriously man
come on
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Comment by J Rod on July 30, 2008 at 11:45am -
See how crazy Batman's made America?! Dudes leaving babies in the car! Stealing memorabilia from theaters while dressed as Joker!
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Comment by TDK Joker on July 30, 2008 at 11:44am -
That was kinda low Leon, saying that about Christian Bale.
But the guy who said "so apparently Three Rivers police will wash off the make-up but Gotham Police will not" that made me laugh
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Comment by Official Rob on July 30, 2008 at 9:25am -
That guy looks like the bug-eyed dude Dent was going to shoot in the the alley way.
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Comment by johnny michael neill on July 30, 2008 at 7:45am -
1. He's a little old for that. There should be a charge for "Being a dumbass," because he could probably plead out. 2. That cell #5 picture is going to haunt my dreams, but what a Christmas that was, huh?
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Comment by Spectre on July 30, 2008 at 6:59am -
this kids getting way to much publicity for his dumb ass crime!
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Comment by A Phillips on July 30, 2008 at 4:46am -
"That's not the Joker. the one with no green hair is a decoy! ...uhmmm..anyway, why? why can't he just save some money and purchase the memorabilia instead of stealing them? what an idiot.
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