While The Batman
) was somewhere throwing batarangs his mom and sister the supervillain known only as "The Joker"
was finally apprehended and booked by police, putting an end to his reign of terror.
According to the official police press release:
Type of Incident: Larceny from Building
Malicious Destruction of Property
Location: Three Rivers Cinema 6 Theatre
Shortly after midnight on 7-27-08, Three Rivers police were called to a disturbance at the movie theatre. When officers arrived, they observed theater staff restraining a subject. The subject was dressed in full costume resembling the “joker” from the Batman movie.
The “Joker: was caught by the theater staff trying to steal movie memorabilia and posters related to the movie “Dark Night”. The “joker” was later identified as 20 year old Spencer Taylor of Three Rivers.
Taylor was arrested and booked on felony larceny and malicious destruction of property.
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...uh, wow. Nothing grand about that larceny, huh?. Good thing the police were there to put an end to that movie poster crime wave
. Always nice to see our tax dollars hard at work.
I'm sure the boys at Arkham Asylum will know just what to do with this sociopath.