’s disgruntled baby mama, Melanie Brown
, AKA Scary Spice
of the Spice Girls
is about to drop a diss track
aimed at him.
Brown, speaking as “Mel B”
the rapper said, "The working title on my new song is Beverly Hills C**k because that is what he is. He never bothers with his daughter. I mean, what kind of man is that?"
If you remember, there was a big flap when Eddie
dumped Mel B while she was pregnant with their daughter Angel. During her pregnancy the he vehemently denied being the father of the child, lied several times to media and basically called her “a hoe”. A DNA test later proved he was indeed the father, but he pretty much went on about his life as if nothing happened..
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
, I know, but it’s not likely the song can get too explicit in our litigious society.
"His lawyers will be vetting the lyrics closely,"
Brown is reported to have stated.
Okay, maybe it’s because she’s British or maybe this woman is just that DUMB, but this has to be the worst revenge plot I’ve ever heard.
First off, screaming to the media and recording a diss track (what’re you, 12 years old?
) about a breakup that happened over a year ago only makes her look like the kind of desperate, shrieking harridan no one could blame Eddie Murphy
for running away from. Child or not.
Secondly, calling a guy “Hollywood C*ck”
-as in a dude who bangs lots of hot, Hollywood starlets like some kind of James Bond- is the kind of “insult” every man would love
to have thrown at him. Hell, most rappers toil to write songs like that about THEMSELVES.
And the funny thing is, after that famous incident where Eddie Murphy
picked up a transvestite hooker years ago there’s people who still believed he’s probably gay. Now Mel B is composing an ode that turns him into a hero
Lastly, this is Eddie Murphy
we’re talking about here. The guy who made NORBIT, ferchristsakes!
Part of the publicity for his upcoming movie, “Meet Dave
” is a truck with a giant Eddie Murphy head driving around the city…
…Isn’t it obvious by now that Eddie Murphy
is completely impervious to feeling shame