First off, I'd like to wish everyone Happy Big Props to Jesus Day. Or a Happy Easter, whatever you feel like saying.
Second of all, I have had an epiphany. I feel like I have stared Cthulhu in the face and lived to tell the tale (thank you to those who know what I'm talking about). Like I've learned some terrible truth that should have killed me or driven me to a catatonic state, but by some miracle or curse of God I managed to survive.
I have learned why Lionsgate Studios constantly Milks the Saw franchise like the Disney Channel milks Walt Disney's credibility: because of movies like Dead Clowns.
Let me first start off by saying that the clown you see in this poster does NOT appear in the movie. Neither does the circus tent or the ferris wheel featured in the backround of this picture.
The plot of this movie dealt with Zombie Clowns attacking a small town because they got killed in a train accident and were never properly buried.
Let me start off by saying that these were not clowns, but zombies dressed as clowns. They did not do clown things like hold baloons, juggle or anything like that you'd expect from a clown. No, they were just zombies that did zombie things.
I cant even begin to discribe how bad this movie is. I have looked into the Abyss and it has taken my soul. If you can honestly think of ONE redeeming thing about ANY movie you saw, I can tell you right now that it is better than this movie.
I understand that this was a B-horror film, but it sucks even on that level. The acting was awful, the camerawork was awful, the costumes were awful, the audio (yes I'm complaining about how hard it was to hear people) was awful.
If you want to test the limits of your sanity, rent this movie. But you are opening the Pandora's Box of terrible movies. Dont say I didnt warn you.