Okay, so Rambo didn't receive a whole lotta love at the box office- it came in second to 'Meet The Spartans' ferchristsakes- but maybe that's because you're all stupid.
Hey, don't get mad at me. I felt like most of you about the movie...until I had it explained to me by this maestro of movie critique. His science is just too tight!
I am truly humbled by his eloquence and mastery of spoken language. Like he's conducting a veritable symphony of high concepts, arcane references and universal truths that make it impossible to deny anything he's saying.
It just makes me feel like everything we've done here at Spill has just been a pathetic joke.
I only hope (against hope) I can talk him into joining us as the newest Spill cast member, before he makes us completely irrelevant.
Just as soon as we can design a fitting cartoon avatar for him.