If it's crap ... We'll tell you
Okay, so lets say one day they decided to make a GTA movie one day and, really why wouldn't they.
So if they did, these are the things i would personally like to see in a fun clusterfuck movie called Grand Theft Auto
10. Make it silly.
Okay this is very Important, because there is nothing serious about a game where you can go on a rampage in the middle of a city and the only thing keeping the military from blowing you the fuck up is entering a number into your cell phone, or pushing UP DOWN UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT START.
9. Make it some kind of believable.
Don't actually put a scene in the movie where the main character actually puts a number in their cellphone to make everything ok or spawn a car or blow up and then wake up outside a hospital.
8. Set in the city of San Andreas
easily one of my favorite cities in the GTA game series very large alot you can do with it.
7. If in San Andreas make it about CJ Johnson
you can't make a movie about San Andreas without CJ
6.SAMUEL L. JACKSON
also a character in San Andreas and it would be really fun to see in a movie like this
5. Lil Wayne
if Lil Wayne were ever to get into a movie GTA would be a good place for him to start and there is potential for put him in a movie like this
4. Mila Kunis
because if you gonna have a GTA movie you are going to have a Sex Scene and if you gonna have a sex scene your going to have full frontal and if your going to have full frontal why not get Mila Kunis
i just want to see what he would do with a acting role in GTA i think it would to be fun to watch
2.Keep Chris Brown far AWAY
because he would probably accidentally beat a girls ass and say he thought it was part of the script
1.Don't Put too much thought into the story
GTA isn't about story its about blowin shit up, Girls with big tits, Cars, guns, and killing and just having fun with it
ALSO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DONT GET MICHAEL BAY TO DIRECT THIS MOVIE
GTA isn't about story its about blowing shit up, Girls with big tits, Cars, guns, and killing and just having fun with it.
that said i want it to make a little bit of sense and i want to care about the character and for the jokes to funny and for it not to be REALLY REALLY RACIST.
and if there is anything you think i missed please put it in the comments