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this got 52% on RottenTomatoes 'It's enthusiastically acted and reasonably fun, but Jack the Giant Slayer is also overwhelmed by digital effects and a bland, impersonal story'.
pretty straightforward and really no surprisesit's one big giant action fantasy taken from the old fairy tale of Jack and The Beanstalkthe acting is quite phenomenal to be candid, these actors know what they're doing with this materialI really like Ian McShane, Ewan McGregor and Nicholas Hoult even the princess by Tomlinsonthe action and the special effects kick so much ass even if it is violent for little childrenit never takes a breath which is refreshing since the boredom never sinks inI just didn't feel for anyone and the movie itself is almost hollow and devoid of any humanitybut for an afternoon 'Jack The Giant Slayer' is a passable feat
again the princess is cute but not insanely hot
FUCK!!! I better stop eating watermelon seeds.
*Retry of Snowwhite and Red
I will probly go see this
The next Oz movie has terrible CGI.
This is some of the worst CGI EFFECTS since the Lizard in Amazing Spiderman i think the next OZ film will beat this with SHIT FLAT CGI EFFECTS !!!
I say if you want fairy tale stories, I just say whatever Hollywood makes, Once Upon a Time does better:
Little Red Ridinghood AND Snowwhite: Check Check
Fucking Hansal and Gretal WITH the Evil Queen of Snowwhite: Check mate!
Since it has Bill Nye, I gotta see it.
@Dustin I will so I can be more respectable like. I'd like to thank everyone for trying to make me sound more scholarly and shit. It's much appreciated yo. I best be gettin' back to my learn on.
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