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Smiles posted a blog postBut hold on, we're not done loading up your plate before the weekend! We've also got five new posters for Bryan Singer's 'Jack the Giant Slayer.' The movie stars Nicholas Hoult as the titular pain the side of the gargantuan antagonists. The new posters, when arranged end-to-end, reveal a familiar giant maxim...with a slight amendment that references a character in the new movie. I'm still not sure how I feel about this project, but I like the playful promotion. Take a look a the posters below and let us know what you think.
'Jack the Giant Slayer' hits theaters March 1st
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Comment by Nick on January 12, 2013 at 4:59pm
Comment by Jojotogi on January 12, 2013 at 4:47pm Well, now I know that the same marketing team who promoted The Hobbit are still working on the Warners lot.
Man, these look atrocious. And considering we're trying to sell the idea that these things are giants, why are the posters just closeups of their faces? It would have been nice to get sense of how big they are, maybe try to invoke a sense of wonder with the marketing, but NOOOOOOOO. Generic face shots.
You know, at least the posters of Bilbo, Gandalf, and the Dwarves faces had some personality (and at least they all had features that made them look different from one another). These guys all look like dumb brutes, and the only thing that sets one of them apart is the fact that he has 2 heads.
But what should you expect from a film where all the prop arms and armor look like they were bought at Toys R Us?
...Sorry. I'm done ranting.
Comment by Allan, Dane of Thrones on January 12, 2013 at 11:55am
Comment by Thomas Christopher White on January 12, 2013 at 5:28am they look like inbred rednecks and MY GOD! the cg looks FUCKING AWFUL!
Comment by Anthony Stokes on January 12, 2013 at 12:17am Goddamn the CGI on this is so bad it looks like a Dreamworks animated film
Comment by Kim on January 11, 2013 at 11:51pm I don't understand why they made the giants look like freaks of nature. Giants looked like normal just on a larger scale.
Comment by Mother Superior Pumpkin Sinclair on January 11, 2013 at 11:24pm movie posters for the most part suck ass now.
Comment by Sachal Khan on January 11, 2013 at 10:10pm Are the giants wearing lipstick?
Comment by Akage on January 11, 2013 at 7:45pm great job, looks like someone can use photoshop. *golf clap*
Comment by Composite Who Horrible on January 11, 2013 at 7:04pm Oh God!!!! We've fallen flat on our face into the Uncanny Valley!!!!! AHHHHH!!!
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