is ready to slice and dice double crossing bastards as "Machete
!" Those evil bastards at Bloody Disgusting.com got the exclusive from Machete himself, Danny Trejo, this past weekend. Now I for one am looking forward to this if they can deliver the goods I was promised from the trailer. Now if you don't know by now, Machete was one of the 4 fake trailers shown in Robert Rodriguez
and Quentin Tarantino's… Continue
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AHHAHA! Sasha Baron Cohen is up to his old tricks again as his awesome gay character Bruno! This time he caused such a stir at a Witchita, Kansas airport that it made news. God only knows what kind of film gold we'll be getting when this film comes out, appropriately titled, "Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt
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HI-YOOOOOO Silver! The Lone Ranger
is going to get another chance to prove to prove just how cool he is! AGAIN! Wake up your grandfather, he's gonna love this news!
Word around the streets is that the guys who wrote "The Mask of Zorro" and "Pirates of the Caribbean" Ted Elliott
and Terry Rossio
, are going to bring "The Lone Ranger
" back to movie screens. Hopefully they can also bring this old red scarf… Continue
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What up Simon! Thank God I found something cool to share with you guys while scouring the internet looking for something worth a crap to blog about. I have to give big props to Dark Horizons for doing this super cool interview with my favorite funny man Simon Pegg
. Yeah you know. The guy who made us laugh our asses off in "Shaun of the Dead
" and "Hot Fuzz
." Oh by the way, if you don't like these movies, you and mother suck.… Continue
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Looks like Tobey Maguire
will be busy working behind the scenes as a producer now for his new company Maguire Entertainment
. Hey, that's an original name. Anyway it looks like him and some other guy will bring "Afterburn
," a new comic that hasn't even hit the shelves yet, to the big screen. In this article I found online we get more information about what to expect as far as the story goes, along with Tobey's next project… Continue
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Oh boy... Keanu Reeves
talked to MTV Movies Blog about what people should expect from the upcoming remake of " The Day the Earth Stood Still
" directed by Scott Derrickson
Now all I have to say is, prepare yourself people. Especially fans of the original. This may piss you off and ruin your day. Don't say I didn't warn you.
With mankind’s first uncertain steps into the atomic age comes a warning from… Continue
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Look everyone! It's Ray Park
(Darth Maul-Episode 1 Star Wars, Toad-X-Men) as Snake Eyes
in the new G.I. Joe
movie directed by Stephen Sommers
coming to a screen near you around August 2009.
Well I have to say, for a rubber suit it looks cool. I mean, how many ways can you mess up this suit. It's stealthy, it's black and it has that cool visor. What else can… Continue
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Wow. Here are the first two pictures of Benicio Del Toro
as the Wolfman in Joe Johnston's
remake of the Universal Pictures monster classic "The Wolf Man
" prowling it's way into theaters February 13, 2009.
Entertainment Weekly got the exlusive pictures along with a cool interview with Wolf Man effects master Rick Baker
. The same guy who brought you the… Continue
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director of the upcoming "Get Smart" movie starring Steve Carell, spoke about his next project "Billy Batson and the Legend of Shazam
" based on the DC superhero "Captain Marvel
In the article he talks about the tone of the film which has already stirred up some controversy on the web, dealing with fact that some Shazam fans are having fears about the material being played up as a straight up comedy.… Continue
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This may seem like old news to some of you by now, but I just wanted to add my two cents to it. Now if you don't know, "Metal Gear Solid
" looks like it'll be coming to a theater near you very soon. And it looks like Columbia Pictures has their eye on "Equilibrium
" director Kurt Wimmer
to write and direct. Let me just show you the article and I'll go on with what I have to say.
On the red… Continue
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Hell yes! It's a done deal. David Fincher
will be in charge of bringing "Heavy Metal
" back to silver screen.
For those of you who don't know, around the mid '70s Heavy Metal
was a popular science fiction and fantasy comic, popular for it's adult storytelling and of coarse adult rated art work. Mainly, chicks with huge knockers! Now that rocks my METAL. Get it! Then in 1981,it was turned into an adult animated… Continue
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I'm sure some of you may have heard by now that Edward Norton
, who will be playing Bruce Banner/HULK, is having issues with Marvel Studios
over the final cut of "The Incredible Hulk
It seems that Marvel studios had promised Edward Norton the world when he got involved with the picture and now the studio is paying for it. Now, for those of you who don't know, Edward Norton apparently did a rewrite on the original… Continue
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Batman’s Burden: A Director Confronts Darkness and Death
By DAVID M. HALBFINGER
In Mr. Bale’s view “The Dark Knight” is an even lonelier outing for his character, who once naïvely thought his crime fighting could be a finite endeavor. “This escalation has now meant that he feels more of a duty to continue,” he said. “And now you have not just a young man in pain attempting to find some kind of an answer, you… Continue
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Wow. Sorry I didn't get to post this sooner. While looking for news to bring you, I came across a fantastic article detailing Christopher Nolan's
experiences while filming "The Dark Knight
" starring Christian Bale
as Batman and the late Heath Ledger
as the Joker.
I found this article to be incredibly informative about what Christopher Nolan went through while filming "The Dark Knight" and his ideas, along… Continue
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Well well well. Look at who may be coming back to world of comics. It looks like Paramount Pictures wants to turn
series into a film and they want Brett Ratner
, they guy who single handedly destroyed the X-Men franchise in my opinion, to direct. I know nothing about the Harbinger series so I could care less who they get to direct this thing. But really, Harbinger? Isn't there any other comic worth turning into a… Continue
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The genius behind Shaun of the Dead and my #1 movie of the year, Hot Fuzz, Edgar Wright
, is bringing that little dude "Ant Man
" to the not so little screen! I'll let you guys know this much. I could care less about this Ant Man dude but knowing that Edgar is working on it makes me just as excited about this as I am the new Batman movie. I know it's sounds crazy but I'm a crazy robot, so deal with it. What would make it even better… Continue
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Found this bit of interesting news for all you Bone fans out there. Looks like Warner Bros. wants to turn this into a film. Now, I no nothing of this comic other than it's been around forever. It looks like it's still up in the air if they want to turn this into an animated feature or live action. So whatever they decide to do I hope they do all you Bone fans justice. Here's the story.
Warner Bros. has picked up rights to "Bone,"… Continue
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Well I'm sorry to report this but YES, some jackass is gonna attempt to remake my favorite Dario Argento
." What did I do so wrong that the movie gods feel that they need to punish me so bad?!
Is it my rugged good looks? Guess I'll never know. Well here's the most depressing news of the day. At least to me it is. God I'm tired of explaining again and again why Hollywood shouldn't f**k with the classics. After I… Continue
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HOLY WATCHMEN BATMAN! I'll keep this short and sweet. Looks like "Watchmen
" director Zack Snyder
provided the world this morning with the first look at the Watchmen characters. These guys look pretty slick and updated! Now saying that, I'm wondering what you guys think of the new duds. God how I love to read how you guys react to superhero costumes. It's the best! Well here's what Zack had to say.
Here we are, officially one year and counting until the release of… Continue
Added by Co-Host 3000 on March 6, 2008 at 1:11am —
What the hell is the world of film coming to?! I said before and now it's time to say it again. Hollywoood STOP! with the F**King remakes already! F**K!
Those son of a bitches over at Platinum Dunes are at it again. This time they're going after one of my favorite trippy films, "Rosemary's Baby." I always say "if it's not broken, keep your motherf**king hands off it you god...damn dirty apes!" Why oh Why?
Here's the story… Continue
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