The only words that can describe my expression in the last panel would be........"What the FUCK??".…

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Oh......My.....GOOOOOOOOOD.Those were the very words running through my head when I first saw the trailer for this movie.I literally blew a hole through my pants with astonishment.You simply can't imagine how much I love this movie.Let's take a trip to the past,shall we?

I love Ninja Turtles.Back when I was a kid I worshiped them.I bought the video games,the action figures,the…

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Sorry,I couldn't make the title any shorter than that.Anyway,I know for a fact that you guys have endured a moment of a movie that just made you feel god-damn ridiculous because of a certain thing that was so corny.Wether it's an action sequence or a retarded script,it had to make you feel stupid for acknowledging the fact that YOU are watching it.For example,honestly,I feel stupid for watching Diane Keaton's heart warming speech(sarcasm) in "Because I Said So".It was bad enough… Continue

Yeah,I know.It's a little late to be reviewing this,but what the hey.I was expecting this to be just as funny as Bruce Almighty to be honest.The jokes weren't really clever though.Especially when it came to Wanda Sykes.Now,I have a lot to say about her.I.....don't think she's funny at all.Throughout the whole freakin movie,Wanda took almost every possible moment to make everything a joke.Wether it would be a…

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To be honest,when I first saw the ad on the side of the bus,I was thinking that this one took place back in the Bible days or something.On closer inspection,it was in Las Vegas.Well,anyway......

In case you didn't know,when it comes to movies based on games or popular franchises,I'm very very hard to impress.I thought the movie was okay.I didn't hate it like I hated the first…

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And now the "thrilling" conclusion to our exciting tale.Oh yeah,I don't really do this kind of stuff.Ha ha ha ha.…

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I figured this would get your attention.Anyway,throughout my life I've tried some pretty lame stuff to get a chance to talk to women.This is just one example of a two part epic tale!Enjoy.Also,I'll try to post something worth reading,but in the meantime just check this out.…

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