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I think I make it no secret that I am a Brony. If you still don’t know what that is, I am an adult fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, a fantastic animated series filled with great characters, excellent writing and a whole lot of heart. Putting that all aside for this review would be tough, especially when this is a film made specially for fans of the show. For this fan, it did an exceptional job transporting the show’s humor and message into a very bizarre concept.
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I have to admit that I'm not as invested this year as I usually am. I don't know why but this year's Oscars aren't exciting me as much as usual despite being such a solid list of nominees. Maybe it's because the list is too solid, with few disappointments and few surprises. Maybe it has to do with the nominees being announced almost two months ago, leaving far too much time between for loss of interest. Whatever the case, I do still care about the Oscars and this year is does have interest.…Continue
Added by Sploich on February 21, 2013 at 3:30am — No Comments
I suppose since it's now New Year's Eve, it would be appropriate to make a list of my favorite movies of 2012. I sort of hate doing this since I haven't seen EVERY SINGLE MOVIE OF 2012, so this will just be my "Top 10 Favorite Movies of 2012 That I've Reviewed So Far" list. I will also provide a "Top 5 Least Favorite Movies of 2012 That I've Reviewed So Far" list, but bare in mind that I know I haven't seen anywhere near the worst of the year. With all that said, let's just dive right…Continue
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EDIT: Figures, the day I put this up, they narrow the Best Makeup and Hairstyling race. Predictions updated to reflect the change.
EDIT 2: Another shortlist means another alteration. Best Foreign Language predictions have been updated to reflect the change.
* = Nominee Predictions
*1. Les Misérables
*4. Zero Dark Thirty
*5. Silver Linings Playbook
Added by Sploich on December 14, 2012 at 6:30pm — No Comments
At a going-away party for Rob Hawkins (Michael Stahl-David), a group of 20-somethings witness an attack on New York City by a monstrous creature of unknown origin. The faux "found footage" film chronicles their night as Rob, Hud (T.J. Miller), Marlena (Lizzy Caplan) and Lily (Jessica Lucas) try to make their way across NYC to save a friend, but may already be too late.
If you weren't paying attention in 2007 or…
Added by Sploich on August 20, 2012 at 12:24am — No Comments
Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) and his team of Lee Christmas (Jason Statham), Yin Yang (Jet Li), and Hale Caesar (Terry Crews) (and yes, I hate the puns too) are mercenaries hired to stop General Garza (David Zayas), a leader corrupted by a rogue CIA operative named James Munroe (Eric Roberts). They have to fly to an island in the Gulf of Mexico and take out their army in order to get their money.
I don't know if…
Added by Sploich on August 19, 2012 at 6:30am — No Comments
Norman (Kodi Smit-McPhee) is a young kid with a special ability: He sees dead people. His family and the people of his town fear and hate him for this, all except for a chubby, dim-witted kid named Neil (Tucker Albrizzi). After the passing of Norman's uncle (John Goodman), he comes back to warn Norman that a local legend about a witch's curse is true and that he must stop her from wreaking havoc.
This movie is, in…
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In a southern delta community, a girl named Hushpuppy (Quvenzhané Wallis) and her father Wink (Dwight Henry) live in separate homes made of pretty much whatever was lying around. As her father's health declines, the two live through a storm and a flood together as Wink tries to teach his daughter how to care for herself while she sets out to find her long-lost mother.
I don't really know where to start with this…
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In a far off galaxy on a planet known as Krypton, a baby named Kal-El (Christopher Reeve) is sent from his home just before the planet comes to its untimely demise. The child lands on Earth with superhuman abilities and is taken in by a farmer and his wife. Once he grows up, he sets out to discover his true identity and become the hero that he is destined to become: Superman.
Being the first superhero film ever…
Added by Sploich on July 24, 2012 at 2:30am — No Comments
In the final chapter of the Back to the Future trilogy, Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) finds himself traveling back to 1885 to once again rescue the life of Dr. Emmett Brown (Christopher Lloyd). The culture shock is even greater, as are the laughs and the action, as Marty and Doc Brown battle love, time and wild west outlaws.
Talk about going out on a high note. Back to the Future Part III takes what really worked…
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Starting off immediately after the first film, we find Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox), Doc Brown (Christopher Lloyd) and Jennifer (Elisabeth Shue) traveling forward in time to the far-off date of 2015. There, Marty buys a sports almanac with the prospects of bringing it back with him and making a fortune, but the Biff Tannen (Thomas F. Wilson) of the future gets the same idea and steals the time machine. Marty has to undo…
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Dr. Emmett Brown (Christopher Lloyd) has built possibly the greatest invention known to man: A time machine. But when he goes to test it for the first time, a group of terrorists guns him down in cold blood, and it's up to young Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox) to go back in time to save the inventor. While there, however, he finds himself accidentally altering the time line, and must then find a way to stop the present from…
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Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds) thought he was an ordinary man when he was recruited into an alien defense force known as the Green Lanterns. With the help of his friends Carol (Blake Lively) and Tom (Taika Waititi), he has to overcome his fear to stop a monstrous creature known as Parallax (Clancy Brown) and a telekinetic scientist named Hector Hammond (Peter Sarsgaard).
There is nothing spectacular about this movie. In…
Added by Sploich on July 20, 2012 at 11:51pm — No Comments
In the third and final chapter of director Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy, we find Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) eight years after the events of The Dark Knight, now a recluse. Batman has been absent and the streets of Gotham have been assumed clean thanks to the spirit of the late Harvey Dent (Aaron Eckhart). But a new villain, Bane (Tom Hardy), has come to Gotham in the hopes of fulfilling the destiny of Ra's Al…
Added by Sploich on July 20, 2012 at 2:00pm — No Comments
In the second pairing of director Christopher Nolan and the titular Dark Knight, Batman (Christian Bale), we find the caped crusader battling a new foe: The Joker (Heath Ledger). In contrast to his previous task of bringing down an elite team of highly skilled killers trained to follow very specific rules, Joker has no rules and works as a force of nature against Gotham City. While Batman and the new District Attorney…
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