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Who knew that you could make millions of dollars by playing Mad Libs with romantic melodramas? Besides Stephanie Meyer, Nicholas Sparks, and Tom Clancy…
I know I'm not the target audience for Nicholas Sparks movies like this. But you know what? There are plenty of romantic films that I like (Love Actually) and some that I rank as my all-time favorite films (Casablanca, Love and Other Drugs and Midnight in Paris). That sentence is…Continue
Added by Ha-Ra on April 25, 2012 at 11:30pm — No Comments
Oh Joss Whedon, I now see why people worship you and suck from your luscious teat. You give the minds of film-lovers the greatest blow job in history.
Disclaimer: this will be a spoiler-free review for people who are still on the fence about this. Short answer: run to the fucking theater right now. Long answer…
I feel sorry for any person that does not watch this movie. I pity you even more if you are an avid lover of horror films. This is simply…Continue
Gaze upon the poster ladies and gentleman, for it’s the most exciting part of this “epic” movie.
I hate to review films like this. Films that have no fucking right to exist because they are simply not fun to write since there’s not enough to ridicule or to lavish with praise. Wrath of Titans is not a terrible film, but it’s not a good movie. It falls into that lazy pit of forgettable mediocrity that NO ONE will remember years from now. Hell, I seriously…Continue
Added by Ha-Ra on April 14, 2012 at 8:16pm — No Comments
The trailer said this is the reunion you've been waiting for, the people who made that trailer are going to a special place in Hell for lying.
No one asked for an American Pie sequel. The first movie told it's fucking story of a group of teenagers on a mission to lose their virginity and did nothing else. It's a tale as old as time itself; but this was in 1999, and people getting the chance to see naked boobs on screen was a sort of big deal back in…Continue
Remakes, prequels, sequels, reboots, adaptations, and now 3D re-releases. Starting next week, Hollywood will dig up the desecrated body of your first pet and dress it up in shiny lights to sell for profit. Impossible? Not for Hollywood!
"There's no creativity in Hollywood anymore!" I'm 110% sure you've either heard that phrase somewhere or you have said it perhaps within the last month. Maybe you've seen the phrase on Facebook, Twitter, or hell even here on Spill.…Continue
Added by Ha-Ra on April 4, 2012 at 7:30pm — No Comments
Once upon a time, there lived two Hollywood executives who both loved wiping money with their ass. They found the best way to get said money was to make movies based on stories and names everyone will recognize. So they both picked…Continue
Added by Ha-Ra on April 3, 2012 at 12:04pm — No Comments