If it's crap ... We'll tell you
(Is this a sequel of Chernobyl Diaries or a Taken 2 rip-off?)
What happened to the John McClane who’s always at the wrong place and at the wrong time? What happened to the bad-ass villains that are sometimes more exciting…Continue
Added by EMZreviews on May 27, 2013 at 8:14am — No Comments
(Yo mama so fat, her adsdgjewioehqpgjiger)
There’s one word to describe this movie, and that is “eerie”. Megan Charpentier (Victoria) and Isabelle Nelisse (Lilly) are damn talented and inborn creepy. Jessica Chastain (Annabel) has a unique sympathetic rock chic attitude.…Continue
Added by EMZreviews on April 2, 2013 at 7:10am — No Comments
#09 – THE RULE, THE YELLOW AND THE HORROR
In our day and age we are confined by thousands of rules, especially when we look at our local government. During my studies I have to learn the various laws and I currently possess four books that are thicker than my arm summarizing only bits and pieces of the entire law. They surround us so heavily that we have already gotten use to it at this point. We follow certain norms or else we would not be accepted by society in…Continue
Added by TheArchivist on March 19, 2013 at 4:13pm — No Comments
Me and my friend are starting a vlog. Check it out and let me know what you guys think!
In the episode we thought we would take a break from our drinks and smokes to vist our local comic book store. After our little trip we sit down and talk about a few of our favorite movies from 2012.
Whats on your top 5? Let us know, remember to comment below and let us know what you think. Also tell us other topics you would like us to discuss.…
Added by Cody on February 1, 2013 at 1:00am — No Comments
Rating-Matinee' Horror anthologies are my favorite sub genre in film. I just love the well done ones cause they are able to tie together several different stories together, and I don't know why but I just find that so intriguing. The fact that it just screams different to me is probably the main reason I am in love with this sub genre. V/H/S is a horror anthology tied together not only by a main story, but also by the format the stories are presented in: That good ole'…Continue
Added by Peter Anders on January 19, 2013 at 3:00pm — No Comments
THE TOP TEN OF 2012!
AS PICKED BY…Continue
Added by Army1601 on January 2, 2013 at 8:00pm — No Comments
Hot damn! Cabin in The Woods is one of the best horror films I've ever seen. The plot here is several teenagers go to a cabin out in the middle of nowhere to have sex, drink beer, and smoke pot. Yes, that does sound incredibly cleche'd, but the story is one of the…Continue
Added by Peter Anders on July 7, 2012 at 6:28pm — No Comments
Oh Joss Whedon, I now see why people worship you and suck from your luscious teat. You give the minds of film-lovers the greatest blow job in history.
Disclaimer: this will be a spoiler-free review for people who are still on the fence about this. Short answer: run to the fucking theater right now. Long answer…
I feel sorry for any person that does not watch this movie. I pity you even more if you are an avid lover of horror films. This is simply…Continue
The Cabin In The Woods (15)
Director: Drew Goddard.
Starring: Kristen Connolly, Fran Kranz, Richard Jenkins
Running Time: 95 Minutes
Genre: Horror | Comedy
SPOILER: This has been one of the hardest films to review, not due to the scarcity of…Continue
In this our 57th episode we are Cesca-less but guest-full. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Shakyl (@the_gaming_king) and Scott (@scottpjthoughts).
We began as we do every week with a strange thud sound from off mic. Seriously, what is that?
From there we transitioned into some idle chit chat about black comedy, which was brought on through a discussion of
Key and Peele.
After that we…Continue
Added by Ben Whipps on March 25, 2012 at 8:13pm — No Comments
This year in SXSW, the Austin weather was not cooperating; it’s been torrential rain all day. My day started with going to the express line. This is a system that was put in place 2 years ago, in which in first come first serve system; anyone can reserve their seat for 2 screenings the day hours ahead of time. They only give about 10% of seats in the theaters playing the show. It puts you in front of the…Continue
Added by Antonio Quintero on March 12, 2012 at 5:00pm — No Comments