Aliens colonial marines Is by far one of the worst games I have seen released so far.
The story just goes wherever the fuck it wants to go at one point it tries to be saddening then a few seconds later cracking jokes the voice acting is terrible I feel nothing for these Characters at all nothing i would root for the aliens if they weren't acting like fish out of water flailing their arms about trying to be scary.
The graphics were pitiful Timesplitters Looked better than… Continue
Added by Joe Nova on February 16, 2013 at 4:27pm —
Rating-F**K YOU!!! I have never seen the Arnold Conan films, so I didn't know what to expect when I saw this horrendous excuse of a film. But those originals... they have got to be better than this! Cause this... this piece of shit pissed me the fuck off, there is nothing of quality here! NOTHING! The plot is that Conan, as a boy witnesses his father being killed along with the rest of his village. Who does this to him? A warlord that is so one-dimensional that he… Continue
Added by Peter Anders on January 27, 2013 at 5:09pm —
Rating-F**K YOU!!! This movie's bullshit, there I said it. I have to agree with Leon on this film (And on this series for that matter), I generally think that most ghost movies are shit (Obviously, there are exceptions) but when done well like on Celebrity Ghost Stories and School Spirits (Yes, I know that those are all full of shit, but they scare me nonetheless), however when done shitty like on Ghost Hunters they fucking annoy me. Paranormal Activity not only fucking… Continue
Added by Peter Anders on January 19, 2013 at 9:00pm —
Rating-(Low)Rental Damn 20th Century Fox, can you possibly rip off Harry Potter any more? Speaking as someone who read the book, I will say the book is much, much better. Here they changed way too much, and not for the better. The basic plot is that one day Percy Jackson finds out that he is a demigod, he is being accused of stealing Zeus' fake ass lightning bolt and his mother his kidnapped by Hades. Now he must rescue his mom and find a way to clear his name.… Continue
Added by Peter Anders on January 19, 2013 at 1:41pm —
Warner Brothers' proposed live-action Hong Kong Phooey and Marvin the Martian movies are all but dead. More accurately, Marvin is officially cancelled and HKP is circling the drain. At one point both were in the works, and Eddie Murphy was even attached to 'Phooey.' This piece of casting required the studio to go to the outrageous lengths of...dialing Eddie… Continue
Added by The Spill Crew on December 28, 2012 at 2:55pm —
Rating-Rental X-Men 3 sucks. What the fuck happened, the first two X-Men movies are some of my favorite action movies ever, so you could imagine how shocked I was at the sheer flaming awfulness of this one. The plot takes place some time after X2, after the announcement of a cure for… Continue
Added by Peter Anders on December 27, 2012 at 9:00pm —
Hope you guys enjoy, the few people that'll see this. We attempted to make it as funny as possible.
Added by Charlie Dirkx on September 8, 2011 at 11:19pm —
The inability to do much of anything else at work drove me to do this review of E.T. for the Atari. Yes, I know there are a glut of video game reviews on the interwebs but there's a glut of movie reviews too and this won't be a regular thing, mainly because my shitty laptop gets upset when I run the emulator, the screen capture software and Audacity. Still, please to enjoy.… Continue
Added by Twackius on December 15, 2009 at 7:06am —
The first episode of Cage Rage, an ongoing series about the works of one Nicolas Cage.
Added by Twackius on December 10, 2009 at 1:49pm —
Coming soon , my review of a movie that manages to combine the thrills of 'Jurassic Park' and the mummies of 'The Mummy'! It's the 2000 (Yes it was actually made in 2000) film, 'The Mummy Theme… Continue
Added by Twackius on September 24, 2009 at 12:56pm —
This is not a spam sale offer. It is a quest to give fellow horror movie lovers info on where to get some of the greatest Horror movies of all time at a unholy ridiculously low price.
The 'Lose Weight' part of this message's title refers to people can spend their $5 bills to buy a classic horror DVD instead of the another burger and fries and pizza combo.
K-Mart is still around. K-Mart is celebrating Halloween this year by selling classic horror movie… Continue
Added by Zombie Messiah on September 6, 2009 at 4:35am —
Oh fucking Jesus fucking Christ. What the fuck is wrong with the world? Why are things like this allowed to exist? Yes, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer unleashed two pieces of cinematic garbage upon the world in 2008 and whilst Meet The Spartans was a bad film it’s actually kinda watchable when compared with this entry in the _____ Movie franchise, Disaster Movie.
This film has absolutely no redeeming qualities. The jokes are shit, the performances laughable (though not in the way… Continue
Added by Twackius on August 27, 2009 at 10:19am —
Remember when parody film was a phrase that didn’t send people with half a brain cell recoiling in horror? A time when films like Airplane!, Spaceballs and Monty Python and the Holy Grail strode the comedy plains and delighted audiences far and wide. Do you know why those films were so awesome? Because the filmmakers had a modicum of respect for their audiences. Yes, the humour was sometimes wacky and out of left field but they didn’t have to take you by the hand and explain the jokes to you.… Continue
Added by Twackius on August 25, 2009 at 7:58am —
Ok I hate the live action ones because I compared them to the 1986 movie. And While I hate the 1st Bay movie... I gave it an average rating because I expected more from the film and it didn't deliver. But this one is FAR WORSE THAN THE 1ST!!!! I;'ll give you my rating right now 0.5/10... that's it... it doesn't even deserve one point. And trust me I've seen some bad movies. THIS WAS GOD AWFUL!!!! Here are my complaints... I'm more harsh on this one because they struck out once so Michael Bay… Continue
Added by Dardrex on July 13, 2009 at 12:14am —
Finally! Part 3 is here and I spend a little too much time on a minor montage sequence...
For more articles, videos and lists visit… Continue
Added by Twackius on March 26, 2009 at 3:04am —
Finally I've gotten round to doing part two. This section features Ice kicking ass, a boyfriend being a dick and the most disturbing thing ever comitted to film!…
Added by Twackius on January 19, 2009 at 6:18am —
This was originally going to be a new "Great Scenes From Bad Films" post but I decided to do something more, something different. So I present to you the first part of my review of "Cool As Ice."… Continue
Added by Twackius on December 19, 2008 at 11:30am —
the movie twilight is loved by millions, people are watching it over and over. But is it evil?
twilight funds nazi KKK terrorist's missles is that good or bad?
depends on your veiws
do you like TERRORISM?
are you a TERRORIST?
do you want to become a TERRORIST?
then sure go ahead and watch twilight, watch it again and again nazi kkk terrorists need money for there missles
twilight brainwashes you
people say they loved it and it was… Continue
Added by Aaron. S on December 2, 2008 at 7:30pm —
It's been a while since my last post but I've been suprisingly busy lately. Today we'll be looking something just a little notorious. I give you:
Well, here we go then. One of the greatest atrocities ever committed to film. Something so bad it killed not only the Batman franchise but comic book movies in general for several years. Was Batman Forever bad? Undoubtedly. But this? This is… Well watching this is akin to accidentally… Continue
Added by Twackius on November 7, 2008 at 3:15am —
In 1989 a strange creature was unleashed upon the world, a strange hybrid beast, not quite an advert, not quite a movie. It starred a young Christian Slater, a younger Fred Savage and that dude who’s in lots of things. You know the one I mean, whatshisname. Yeah, him. The “film” was called the Wizard and it’s best known for being the western world’s introduction to Super Mario Bros. 3, one of the best selling video games of all time.
I don’t think I need to tell you that it’s… Continue
Added by Twackius on October 15, 2008 at 1:00am —