Aliens colonial marines Is by far one of the worst games I have seen released so far.

  The story just goes wherever the fuck it wants to go at one point it tries to be saddening then a few seconds later cracking jokes the voice acting is terrible I feel nothing for these Characters at all nothing i would root for the aliens if they weren't acting like fish out of water flailing their arms about trying to be scary.

  The graphics were pitiful Timesplitters Looked better than…

Rating-F**K YOU!!!   I have never seen the Arnold Conan films, so I didn't know what to expect when I saw this horrendous excuse of a film. But those originals... they have got to be better than this! Cause this... this piece of shit pissed me the fuck off, there is nothing of quality here! NOTHING! The plot is that Conan, as a boy witnesses his father being killed along with the rest of his village. Who does this to him? A warlord that is so one-dimensional that he…

Rating-F**K YOU!!!   This movie's bullshit, there I said it. I have to agree with Leon on this film (And on this series for that matter), I generally think that most ghost movies are shit (Obviously, there are exceptions) but when done well like on  Celebrity Ghost Stories and School Spirits (Yes, I know that those are all full of shit, but they scare me nonetheless), however when done shitty like on Ghost Hunters they fucking annoy me. Paranormal Activity not only fucking…

Rating-(Low)Rental   Damn 20th Century Fox, can you possibly rip off Harry Potter any more? Speaking as someone who read the book, I will say the book is much, much better. Here they changed way too much, and not for the better. The basic plot is that one day Percy Jackson finds out that he is a demigod, he is being accused of stealing Zeus' fake ass lightning bolt and his mother his kidnapped by Hades. Now he must rescue his mom and find a way to clear his name.…

Warner Brothers' proposed live-action Hong Kong Phooey and Marvin the Martian movies are all but dead. More accurately, Marvin is officially cancelled and HKP is circling the drain. At one point both were in the works, and Eddie Murphy was even attached to 'Phooey.' This piece of casting required the studio to go to the outrageous lengths of...dialing Eddie…

Rating-Rental     X-Men 3 sucks. What the fuck happened, the first two X-Men movies are some of my favorite action movies ever, so you could imagine how shocked I was at the sheer flaming awfulness of this one.    The plot takes place some time after X2, after the announcement of a cure for…

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Hope you guys enjoy, the few people that'll see this. We attempted to make it as funny as possible.

The inability to do much of anything else at work drove me to do this review of E.T. for the Atari. Yes, I know there are a glut of video game reviews on the interwebs but there's a glut of movie reviews too and this won't be a regular thing, mainly because my shitty laptop gets upset when I run the emulator, the screen capture software and Audacity. Still, please to enjoy.…