Rating-Rental   Ghost Town features a creepy setting and impressive special effects (When you take into account its extremely low budget), unfortunately what drags it down is the poor script, sub-par acting, and those typical "Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me" moments expected in a SYFY channel original movie. Worth a Rental, but nothing more than…

Rating-F**K YOU!!!   Despite featuring the incredible acting talents of Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence, House at The end Of The Street is the clear cut definition of a dog shit horror film with horrendous acting and a dumb ass script. Why was this given a theatrical release…

Rating-Rental   In case you have been living under a rock for the past decade, then you probably know that the world was supposed to end last year as predicted by fucking fools. So, I'm going to review the movie which is equally as fucking stupid. The movie stars John Cusack as a failed author who finds out that the world is ending, so he tries to take his family to safety from the oncoming apocalypse. The plot is downright silly, with dumb shit that makes no sense to an…

Rating-Some Ole' Bullsh*t!!   Goddammit! Goddammit! I can't believe I wasted around two hours watching this piece of shit! Why the fuck did Guillermo Del Toro attach his name to this horrendous pile of dog shit! I came in prepared to like the film (I saw this when it was in the theater, keep that in mind) and I was stupid enough to pay ticket price to see this, I should've just snuck in.   The story of Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark is a family that is going through a…

Rating-(Low)Rental   Damn 20th Century Fox, can you possibly rip off Harry Potter any more? Speaking as someone who read the book, I will say the book is much, much better. Here they changed way too much, and not for the better. The basic plot is that one day Percy Jackson finds out that he is a demigod, he is being accused of stealing Zeus' fake ass lightning bolt and his mother his kidnapped by Hades. Now he must rescue his mom and find a way to clear his name.…

Rating-F**K YOU!!!    Holy fuck! I knew Russia made terrible movies but holy shit, this has to be the of the WORST science fiction films I have seen in years. If I had to choose which was worse: Skyline or well.... THIS, I'd have to choose this. I'd go as far to say that I'd rather watch Skyline twice…

Rating-Matinee'     Now this movie might sound like the stupidest movie in the world when you hear its story: Abraham Lincoln basically grabs an axe and decides to go out and kill vampires. But believe me when I say that once you get past its stupid premise, the movie becomes so much fun.…

Rating-Some Ole' Bulls**t!!     It's official, I am fucking sick of these Paranormal Activity movies. In my opinion, it is one of the most overrated film series ever, in my opinion only the third one is good. So I naturally thought "Okay, I liked the third one. Perhaps this one will improve upon that one." Boy, was I sorely mistaken.…

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Rating-F**K YOU!!! Uwe Boll has finally come out and made his worst movie yet. Alone in the Dark is ASS! Normally, i would try to give you a synoposis of the plot, but there is no plot here! In the beginning of the movie, there is this long ass text scroll that is like if they took the opening Star Wars scroll and made it as boring as possible and guess what... it makes no fucking sense! As for the main star in the movie: Christian Slater, as bad as he was in The Wizard,…

Rating-Rental While it will likely keep toddlers entertained, there really isn't anything here that adults will find entertaining due to the corny dialogue and simplistic plot,  in the slightest bit. Rent it if you have to, but was an Inspector Gadget movie really…

Rating- F**K YOU!!! Mr. Uwe Boll: stop making movies! All of your movies are horrible crap that should be burned! Like House Of The Dead, which is torture to sit  through due to poor camerawork, awful acting from everyone in the cast, dialouge that is so baffilingly bad that you wonder if this was some kind of…

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To Jason Friedberg and Aron Seltzer: Please stop making movies. Your films are not funny, they never were funny, they never will be funny! If you can't even do a spoof of Twilight right then you are a horrible disgrace to the art of film making. It's not that the jokes in…

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Spoiler alert.   Piece of shit! That's what Chernobyl Diaries is. Never before have I seen a film with so much potential turn out so damn bad. Here is this movie in a brief summary: dumbass teenagers go to Chernobyl, encounter mutants, and die one by one. If…

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You know for a movie based on a board game Battleship is actually a hell of a lot of fun. It's plot is basically a bunch of alien ships touchdown in the pacific, activate a dome that traps several ships of the United States…

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Movie adaptations of video games have a tendency to suck, and while there are some that are good (Mortal Kombat) most of them suck. Unfortunately, Resident Evil Afterlife is one of the sucky ones. Afterlife picks up where the last Resident Evil film left off, a…

in the ultra competitive world of internet entertainment there are so many talented people that just don't get noticed. so, what is your favorite videos that you think don't get the cred they deserve. here are a couple of my favorites.

like how i snuck that in :)…

The cinema were i work has decided to put on ALL the twilight movies ahead of the release of breaking dawn start at 4pm in the after noon and ending with a minute past midnight screening of the movie i am all for movie marathons but twilight really? REALLY?  i myself will not be in work on the evening in question but feel bad for my work friends BROTHERS IN ARMS who will have to suffer untill 3am!!!! be strong my friends.

As we, the people that play video games and follow them, should all know by now, Modern Warfare 3 has revealed information about it's much scrutinized, much beloved multiplayer. Following the end of CoD XP I immediately went to YouTube to see some of the footage of the game and was more the less impressed with the tweaks and changes the great Infinity Ward had done in an attempt to freshen up it's tired online formula. What confused me though, was the amount of dislikes on EVERY SINGLE…

Ok, it's late where I am, this is my first blog post here, so I'll keep it brief, but I just had to comment on this..

I seriously cannot get my head around the fact we are actually talking about "board game based movies" as a whole new sub-genre of films - I know what I'm about to say is cliched and predictable but has Hollywood really run out of ideas to this extent?! I was gettin cynical about the constant pattern of reboot-remake-prequel-reboot of…