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So here we are, Call of Duty XP. A whole convention dedicated to ONE game franchise. But why Modern Warfare? If I were you, I'd save my money for the big Kirby Expo coming up in November. I'm going to cosplay as King Dedede. Bitches love king Dedede. In the meantime I…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on September 2, 2011 at 1:11pm — 30 Comments
Greetings true believers! It's good to be back! Where was I? Well, I can't really tell you that, it's a secret. I mean, I could tell you, but I'd probably have to kill you. What do you think Professor Dog? He's nodding. So anyway, I'm back and let's talk about zambies! You know now that…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on August 31, 2011 at 12:11pm — 22 Comments
I wasn't aware that Activision was actively reading my blog, but apparently I, Professor Jeff, have shamed them into releasing a full Modern Warfare 3 trailer simply by bitching on the…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on May 23, 2011 at 11:37pm — 45 Comments
So... I heard you guys liked that Dead Island Trailer. It was emotionally resonant and slickly produced, but what about the game it was advertising? Well, there have been a few other gameplay trailers, but this morning we were treated to a whopping eleven minutes with…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on May 23, 2011 at 12:54pm — 32 Comments
OK, everyone seated? Are you tray tables and seats in their full upright and locked positions? Because here is the new Modern Warfare 3 teaser:
I'm too excited! Someone call a…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on May 16, 2011 at 12:13pm — 40 Comments
So I was looking at the news feeds today and it was a toss up between Battlefield 3 and Prey 2 for my post. Unfortunately Prey 2 decided to cop out with slickly produced FMV shakycam nonsense that tells us absolutely nothing about the game. Battlefield on the other hand ... well, sniper + rocket launcher…
Added by Professor Jeff on March 16, 2011 at 12:21pm — 18 Comments
Oh Indie game development, is there anything that you can't do? I'm so glad that the last few years have seen the rise of more and more independent teams creating content that they love and getting paid for it. Enter Hawken: a new game from a genre that hasn't had a lot of love recently... Giant Mech…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on March 11, 2011 at 9:07am — 12 Comments
Suda51 + Shinji Mikami =
This might be a tad NSFW.
Now that's some math I can get behind. But if none of those names mean anything to you I think that (Brutal Legend +…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on March 9, 2011 at 11:00am — 19 Comments
Hot Bloody Murder! It's time for some Uncharted 3 news! It appears that last week's Game Developers Conference brought us a brand new look at some truly tantalizing story details from Uncharted 3. Take a look at a brand new foe, Ms. Katherine Marlowe:
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ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on March 8, 2011 at 3:30pm — 21 Comments
As Homefront's impending release gets closer and closer, Kaos Studios has given us a peek at what the multiplayer portion of the game will be like. Take a look:
Seem familiar? According to details released online, Homefront will have a point…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on March 7, 2011 at 11:30am — 12 Comments
In a perfect world, I feel like Tim Schafer should be invited to every game pitch meeting in the industry just to throw a crazy curveball idea into the development cycle.
"We're thinking about making a third person action game, Tim what do you think?"
"Heavy…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on March 3, 2011 at 3:10pm — 5 Comments
Hooray! Sexy Fun Dreaming Times for All! It appears that Atlus has finally heeded all of the wailing and gnashing of teeth and announced that Catherine is going to be getting a North American release. Well that's a relief. Catherine is the latest game developed by the Atlus Persona Team…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on March 1, 2011 at 11:08am — 24 Comments
Team Ninja has always been a bit of an odd duck in my opinion. I mean, they're the only developer that I can think of…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on February 28, 2011 at 5:00pm — 18 Comments
Added by Professor Jeff on February 25, 2011 at 2:00pm — 37 Comments
Ladies and Gentlemen, for you viewing pleasure I present The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim, now with actual gameplay footage:
Dear Barbara. That was mighty impressive. So now we all know that the game is ultra-pretty and looks to be engaging as hell; but…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on February 24, 2011 at 4:22pm — 19 Comments
So Nintendo has finally announced the launch day lineup for the Nintendo 3DS. On March 27th, when you finally get the brand new portable in your hot little hands, what can you play? For first party games, we've got a total snoozefest:
Pilotwings Resort, an…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on February 22, 2011 at 4:04pm — 22 Comments
Damn Telltale, you sure don't mess around do you? I was looking over all the news that's fit to print to see what was happening in the gaming world today and what does Telltale give me? Not one, not two, but three stories to talk about. So without further ado, let's jump right in, shall…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on February 18, 2011 at 6:43pm — 32 Comments
Wow... just wow. I hadn't heard anything about Dead Island until this trailer popped up on the feeds this morning,but now? Color me interested.…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on February 16, 2011 at 4:39pm — 73 Comments
After yesterday's unfortunate news about Mirror's Edge 2, here's a little slice of awesome. It appears that Bioware is making a six…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on February 15, 2011 at 6:04pm — 34 Comments
Well, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that it looks like a team at DICE was working on a new Mirror's Edge game. The bad news is that it looks like it'll never see the light of day. According to a story on Eurogamer (…
ContinueAdded by Professor Jeff on February 14, 2011 at 1:47pm — 47 Comments
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