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Hey little girl, where did you get that paint? How did you make the Sinisterly face? Why are you looking at me with pure evil in your heart?
It’s been a good long while since a horror film really got to me. Don’t get me wrong, The Cabin in the Woods was and still is an awesome movie, but it never really scared me (but it did make me laugh).…Continue
Added by Ha-Ra on October 10, 2012 at 9:00pm — No Comments
If we get an “invitation” from aliens, let’s treat it exactly like a Facebook invite from someone you barely know and ignore that shit…and remember to defriend them.
It’s been a good long while since Ridley Scott has made me excited in my pants. The man has made a fantastic name for himself in the past decade as the director for gritty or historical dramas, and oddly working with …
Oh Joss Whedon, I now see why people worship you and suck from your luscious teat. You give the minds of film-lovers the greatest blow job in history.
Disclaimer: this will be a spoiler-free review for people who are still on the fence about this. Short answer: run to the fucking theater right now. Long answer…
I feel sorry for any person that does not watch this movie. I pity you even more if you are an avid lover of horror films. This is simply…Continue