Last week, current 'Fast and the Furious' franchise helmer Justin Lin would not be directing the next installment of the series. This…

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First of all, this is inspired by a true story. Next, this is not for the ladies even if Ryan Gosling (Jerry) is in here. You won’t see his abs this time. The main problem of the movie is its believability because it’s too clichéd, too…

Now when we last left G.I. Joe in the movie franchise of the title of The Rise of Cobra, many people who have seen it showed their complete vitriol and hatred of the movie and even though I sort of find the first one stupid but it was a little fun at some parts, it wasn’t that faithful to the toy…

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DEM美しい骨格 Chapter 4: L'efficiente sbudellatore di Eastin città (イースティン市の効率的なEviscerator) The Efficient Eviscerator of Eastin City

Next up is the one with the pistol and as he walks to find MAK, he heard the sudden swipe of a switchblade and thought his boy finally gotten to MAK but when he went to find out, the dead body laying down was one of his own and man, was he pissed. “Dammit! Cain.” Cain answered the call, “Yeah? You got him?” “Uh, no, but he got us.” Dice…

It's being called a teaser trailer, but this latest glimpse at J.J. Abrams' 'Star Trek Into Darkness' is entirely satisfying. The trailer lends insight into some of the previously-hinted action set pieces as well as introducing a few more. Captain Kirk (…

DEM美しい骨格 Chapter 3: Natura nel presepe (自然の中でキリスト降誕) / Nature in Nativity

Another year (or give or take 9 months) has passed and over at Eastin City Jail, Rick Cane has finally released out of jail and of course the brother Dice just got out of boot camp. They…

M. Night Shyamalan's 'After Earth' is my least-anticipated among all the post-apocalyptic sci-fi films being released this year. That said, I really enjoyed this longer trailer. Will Smith and his son …

Liam Neeson is apparently so good at playing the put-upon badass/doting father that he can apparently now do so vicariously through other actors. That's the only explanation I can come up with for Aaron Eckhart's new action thriller…

Really getting excited for Joseph Kosinski's 'Oblivion.' Tom Cruise stars in this post-apocalyptic sci-fi actioner alongside Morgan Freeman and…

Rating-Full Price!!   Peter Jackson's The Lord Of The Rings trilogy is my second favorite trilogy ever (Sorry guys, but in my book Nolan's Batman is still number 1), so naturally I was skeptical when I heard that they were making The Hobbit into a trilogy. But I have to say that while An Unexpected Journey isn't even in the same ballpark as the LOTR trilogy, it is still really kickass.   The story is one of the stronger points of An Unexpected Journey. It is well…

Rating-Full Price!!   Rise of the Planet of the Apes blows away most of the science-fiction films of the past two decades. With its brilliant script that goes to places other science fiction films have either been too afraid to go to or have done wrong. It also features the best visual effects since James Cameron's Avatar, along with terrific performances from everyone, especially Andy Serkis as the chimp Cesar. Rise of the Planet of the Apes is the best entry in the…

Rating-Rental   Ghost Town features a creepy setting and impressive special effects (When you take into account its extremely low budget), unfortunately what drags it down is the poor script, sub-par acting, and those typical "Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me" moments expected in a SYFY channel original movie. Worth a Rental, but nothing more than…

Rating-Some Ole' Bullsh*t!!   What happens when the lunatics take over the asylum? Well, you get one suck ass movie. Despite the creepy atmosphere and some creepy visuals, Asylum Blackout fails due to a lackluster plot, dog shit dialogue, and terrible acting. If you want something similar to this go out and play Batman: Arkham Asylum. Not only cause it's Batman, but also because it kicks ass and it does this type of story really well, where as this film does…

Rating-Better Than Sex!!!   Argo is a beautifully acted, fascinating, dark, gorgeously shot, thrilling, and often heartbreaking masterpiece. But what truly is the best part of the film is Ben Affleck, with this not only has he proven himself one of the best actors in Hollywood right now but he has also proven himself to be one of the best directors in the industry. One of the best movies I have seen in a long…

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has been a busy guy. In 2013 alone, he will have four movies released. The first of the bunch is Ric Roman Waugh's 'Snitch.' In the film, Johnson plays a father who, at the behest of the DEA, goes undercover…

Rating-(Low)Full Price!!   Star Trek: First Contact's plot is that Captain Picard and the crew of the Enterprise must stop the Borg from altering history. Now, I'm going to let you know right off the bat that the plot is the weakest part. Despite it being well told, it contains numerous plot holes that are kind of hard not to notice. And yet, that is overshadowed by the great acting, smart dialogue, terrific special effects, and phenomenal action scenes. First Contact…

Rating-F**K YOU!!!   I have never seen the Arnold Conan films, so I didn't know what to expect when I saw this horrendous excuse of a film. But those originals... they have got to be better than this! Cause this... this piece of shit pissed me the fuck off, there is nothing of quality here! NOTHING! The plot is that Conan, as a boy witnesses his father being killed along with the rest of his village. Who does this to him? A warlord that is so one-dimensional that he…

Rating-Rental   In case you have been living under a rock for the past decade, then you probably know that the world was supposed to end last year as predicted by fucking fools. So, I'm going to review the movie which is equally as fucking stupid. The movie stars John Cusack as a failed author who finds out that the world is ending, so he tries to take his family to safety from the oncoming apocalypse. The plot is downright silly, with dumb shit that makes no sense to an…