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A Whatever's Clever Review: Metro: Last Light
The world is a dark and fragile place. What will happen to us once we can no longer call the surface home? When we can no longer bathe in the sunlight, breathe the fresh air, or stare out into the wild blue sky? Will we put aside our differences? Or will we continue our brotherly bloodshed, using others for our own means and leaving those who think differently than ourselvs to rot in the cold underground? Will one last light of hope eminate from the inky blackness of the Moscow metro…
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A Whatever's Clever Review: Dead Space 3
Hey everybody, it’s time to once again sync our rigs and grab any god damn tool that inexplicably also acts as a gun and smash some necro limbs off. Let’s go space walking in Dead Space 3.
Dead space is a franchise about space zombies. They aren’t zombies in a traditional sense but zombies none the less. You play as Isaac Clarke in his increasingly…
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A Whatever's Clever Review: Halo 4
Are you ready to kill hordes of aliens without breaking a sweat? Are you ready to … never mind there are so few things actually HAPPENING in this game all I can talk about is killing aliens. This is Halo 4… or 3? …5 I don’t know they all blend together.
That all may sound overly negative but in reality I quite enjoy…
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A Whatever's Clever Review: Assassin's Creed III
Are you ready to run through the trees? Are you ready to assassinate target after target working your way to victory through a river of your enemies’ blood? Are you ready to ignite a world changing revolution? Then get ready to play Assassin’s Creed 3.
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A Whatever's Clever Review: Dragon's Dogma
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A Whatever's Clever Review: Diablo 3
Are you ready for hours of random dungeon crawling? Are you itching to look at weapon and armor stats every five seconds? Well you're in luck! Time to play us some Diablo 3.
This is going to be a fairly short review, so I will save you some time. Did you like the first two? If so, this is…
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A Whatever's Clever Review: Rage
Hop in your dune buggy, load up your assault rifle, and make sure you grab plenty of wingsticks. We're going pedal to the metal with RAGE.
Rage is the story…
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A Whatever's Clever Review: Gears of War 3
Do you have your Lancer ready? Are you quaking with anticipation over curb-stomping some Locust? Well then suit up, COG, it’s Gears of War 3.
In Gears of War you fought against the Locust incursion. In Gears of War 2 not only the human but the Locust were pushed to the breaking point.…
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