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OK, now where was I? Porn, porn, porn... wait a minute. What is this? Ohhh yeah, I used to write this stuff here, didn't I? Oh crap! Was that out loud?! Uhhh... hi there! Forget you heard anything about porn! I mean... what's porn! I don't know! Shut up!
Greetings and Salutations denizens of Spill. It is I! Your Professor Jeff, back from the depths of the intarwebs and twice as charming as ever before. Now I know what you're thinking. 'Professor Jeff, you don't post news stories here anymore!' Well, sit down Johnny, because this ain't no…Continue