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We catch up with Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) again two years after the previous film at a rough place in his life. He's jobless, friendless and hopeless, and his alter-ego is suffering due to his depression. He begins to question the ability to be happy having both worlds and if he will ever find happiness as Spider-Man. Meanwhile, the brilliant professor Otto Octavius (Alfred Molina) has become a raging monster and is…
Added by Sploich on July 5, 2012 at 12:39am — No Comments

The Men in Black are an agency specializing in extra-terrestrial matters and K (Tommy Lee Jones) is just one of their agents. After an encounter with an alien, a man who soon goes by the name J (Will Smith) is recruited to help stop an oncoming war.
I've had the hardest time figuring out exactly what it is I liked about this movie. I don't think it's anything spectacular but as far as being an entertaining movie, it…
Added by Sploich on May 21, 2012 at 1:42pm — No Comments

I'm reluctant to say whether I was ever a fan of Rugrats on Nickelodeon. Honestly I remember spending more of my childhood on The Disney Afternoon or on Cartoon Network. I guess I was a fan to some extent though because I do remember seeing this movie in theaters, and this is pretty much the first time I've seen it since then. And while I have a really hard time bringing myself to call this a "good" movie, it's definitely a…
Added by Sploich on May 18, 2012 at 12:21am — No Comments

In the late 1700s, wealthy businessman Barnabas Collins (Johnny Depp) is turned into a vampire and his family cursed by a witch (Eva Green) until Barnabas learns to love her. He is buried and then unearthed in 1972 and must adjust to life in the new century while rebuilding his family name.
I don't feel like I'm in a minority when I say that I've never seen the original Dark Shadows soap opera upon which this movie…
Added by Sploich on May 11, 2012 at 2:48pm — No Comments

As director Tim Burton's first foray into horror, a genre seemed best suited for him, Sleepy Hollow is not a disappointment exactly, but it's not really all that interesting. I like conspiracy, supernatural mysteries and stylized gore in my movies, but there's just something missing from this film to make it stand out in my mind.
Ichabod Crane (Johnny Depp) is a constable sent to a small town in late 19th century…
Added by Sploich on May 4, 2012 at 10:32pm — No Comments

Mars Attacks is a very fun movie, starting out pretty slow but building into an enjoyable climax. It's silly and nostalgic, but most of all it doesn't take itself seriously for a moment and that's what really works about it.
After the government confirms life on Mars, the martians decide to land on Earth in an all-out invasion, killing anybody who gets in their way or looks at them funny. It has an all-star cast…
Added by Sploich on May 4, 2012 at 4:46pm — No Comments

From the mind of Tim Burton, another gem comes. This time it's much more personal and much less a comedy. The idea is truly original, nobody can really argue with that, but I don't feel like the execution is very well taken care of, nor am I sure that I was necessary at all.
Edward (Johnny Depp) has lived alone in a mansion on a hill for who knows how long when a woman named Peg (Dianne Wiest) comes along and…
Added by Sploich on May 3, 2012 at 12:22pm — No Comments
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