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Starting off immediately after the first film, we find Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox), Doc Brown (Christopher Lloyd) and Jennifer (Elisabeth Shue) traveling forward in time to the far-off date of 2015. There, Marty buys a sports almanac with the prospects of bringing it back with him and making a fortune, but the Biff Tannen (Thomas F. Wilson) of the future gets the same idea and steals the time machine. Marty has to undo…
Added by Sploich on July 23, 2012 at 7:32am — No Comments
Twenty years after her mother murdered several members of the cloth during her own exorcism, Isabella Rossi (Fernanda Andrade) decides to bring a film crew (namely one camera man, Michael (Ionut Grama)) to Italy and see if she can perform another exorcism on her mother. She inducts the help of Fathers Rawlings (Simon Quarterman) and Keane (Evan Helmuth) who work outside the Catholic church's endorsement.
Added by Sploich on May 15, 2012 at 5:04pm — No Comments
It's a zombie apocalypse and while some are, well, dead, the rest are surviving the only way they know how: Taking in the pure joy of slaughtering the walking dead. Known only by their native cities, Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson), Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin) are on a journey across California on their way to anywhere that isn't full of zombies.
I feel like I've…
Added by Sploich on May 14, 2012 at 3:33pm — No Comments
Scary Movie has to be the single greatest idea in the history of cinema. Let's take a movie that was a self-aware comedy and make a self-aware comedy referencing it! Genius! Yeah, I don't know what brought this film to fruition but it sort of hurts my "there are no bad ideas" philosophy.
The movie is a parody of Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer, The Matrix for some reason and a bunch of other movies from the…
Added by Sploich on May 13, 2012 at 6:30pm — No Comments
While working on Stab 3, the Ghost Face killer rises again, seeking out Sidney (Neve Campbell) once again. With the help of Gail Weathers (Courtney Cox) and Officer Dewey (David Arquette), she has to stop the murders again and solve the true mystery of her mother's death.
This is still the same basic crap from the first two, but there is a bit of a twist to it. Being the third in the series, and possibly the last…
Added by Sploich on May 12, 2012 at 10:31pm — No Comments
Victor Van Dort (Johnny Depp) and Victoria Everglot (Emily Watson) have been betrothed to wed as a business partnership between their parents. But after Victor screws things up at the rehearsal, he finds himself in the woods accidentally proposing to a corpse (Helena Bonham Carter). He must then find a way to set things right with the help of the dead.
This is not a very memorable movie. It does pretty much…
Added by Sploich on May 6, 2012 at 1:00pm — No Comments
It's been five years in the making and it's finally here: The Avengers. It was a daunting task to say the least, to bring together some of the most iconic superheroes in one franchise, but they succeeded. And by "succeeded," I mean they did in fact make all of those movies. Unfortunately they gave the payoff to somebody completely unrelated to the project and let him do what he normally does, which in my opinion is waste…
Added by Sploich on May 4, 2012 at 3:54am — No Comments